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Saturday Jan 27, 2007

Jan 27, 2007
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null and MisterSatan vs. Crappy Internet Memes


Null: One of my online type friends sent me this silly shit about iTunes being psychic. You set iTunes on random and see what song comes up next to a set of questions.

MisterSatan: Heh.

Null: I was pretty geeked when I found out that "Welcome to the Terrordome" would be played at my funeral.

MisterSatan: Cool!

MisterSatan: Did they also say to forward it to ten people in the next ten minutes, or your eyes would turn to blood-filled orbs and fall out of your head?

Null: Then it took a turn for the disturbing. During sex, I apparently say, "Breathe."

MisterSatan: Interesting.

Null: Is that what's happening to my eyes?

MisterSatan: I don't know, but it may be worth looking into.

Null: Goddammit.

MisterSatan: *shrug*

MisterSatan: So what is this thing?

MisterSatan: I feel like wasting a few minutes.

MisterSatan: Apparently I'm feeling "Belle" today, by the Rev. Al Green.

MisterSatan: You could do a lot worse than that, I tell ya.

Null: Apparently, I was feeling "Dopeman" by Mack 10.

MisterSatan: Hah.

Null: I just tried again, and "Blunt Force Trauma" came on.

MisterSatan: Uh oh.

MisterSatan: Time to go back to bed.

MisterSatan: This is funny.

MisterSatan: The fourth question about high school, I got "Primitive Condition" by the Mooney Suzuki.

Null: Where will I get married: "The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza Part II" - Deltron 3030

MisterSatan: hahahahahahaha

MisterSatan: The best thing about me: "Mind", by Talking Heads.

Null: I think my collection might be a tiny bit too eclectic for this to ever even seem pseudo-wise.

MisterSatan: Yeah, I can't wait until I get a few Fantomas songs as answers.

Null: I'm pretty sure that "Gagged Whore" isn't the best thing about me.

MisterSatan: hahahahaha

MisterSatan: Are you sure?

MisterSatan: Oh man.

MisterSatan: How is my life going? "Princes of the Universe" by Queen.

MisterSatan: Aw, fuck. Apparently they're going to play Coldplay at my funeral.

Null: What is in store for today? "Cruci-Fiction In Space"

MisterSatan: Yeah, I think we broke it.

Null: I hope to Christ so.

MisterSatan: Well, if there's anyone who can figure out how to break something like this, I'd like to think it's us, y'know?

Null: Oh it is.

Null: 'cause fuck it if I'm going all the way to space if I'm going to be crucified.

MisterSatan: Oh, I dunno, that might be kinda cool.

MisterSatan: I mean, not the crucifixion part... although...

Null: Do people secretly lust after you? "Rock 'n' Roll Nigger"

MisterSatan: HAHAHA

Null: It seems to be stuck on Manson.

MisterSatan: Nice.

MisterSatan: What do you think your current theme song is? "Haven't Got a Clue" by the Flaming Lips.

MisterSatan: Okay, that one's just creepy.

Null: How can I make myself happy? "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck".

MisterSatan: hahahahaha

MisterSatan: What does everyone else think about my current life? "I'm Fricking Awesome" by MC Paul Barman.

MisterSatan:

MisterSatan: ZOMFG!!!11@

MisterSatan: TEH FUTAR IS NOWW

Null: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

MisterSatan: hahahahaha

Null: WTF? I've got a Poe album.

Null: I also have a Prince album from when he was the symbol.

MisterSatan: It's not the gay one where she's reading excerpts from her brother's shitty book, is it?

MisterSatan: Oh man, the symbol ones are WAY under par.

Null: No it's the one with the song where she talks about wanting to blow me.

MisterSatan: Ah, very nice.

MisterSatan: What should I do with my love life? "Kashmir"

MisterSatan: o_0

Null: "It's not the sixty-nine, or what you learned in class. It's a position in sex known as the buck, used by experts and those who like to fuck."

MisterSatan: hahahahaha

MisterSatan: Oh sweet! Where will I live? "Crazy Love" by Gruntruck.

Null: Will I ever have children, "Gigantor"

MisterSatan: HAHAHAHA

MisterSatan: Oh man, that doesn't really make any sense and I don't care.

MisterSatan: Cause that answer is fucking rad.

Null: Some good advice!

Null: "Break Stuff"

MisterSatan: Apparently when I have sex I say, "Take This Bottle".

MisterSatan: Well, that's not really good advice if you're already doing it, is it?

Null: Can't....breathe.

MisterSatan: You're welcome.

Null: What does everyone else think about my current life? "Jungle Fever"

MisterSatan: hahahahahaha

Null: What should I do with my love life? "Transistor"

MisterSatan: They're saying you NEED to stay in one of those love-hotels in Tokyo.

Null: What will my dying words be? "Shoot to Thrill"

MisterSatan: NICE!

Null: I think I managed to reset this thing to awesome.

MisterSatan: Wow, no kidding.

Null: During sex, I say... "Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat"

MisterSatan: Yeah, it's definitely set to awesome.

Null: Thank you internet for this ten minutes of useless mirth.

MisterSatan: Truly.
sugar_on_asphalt:
And thank YOU for posting that, and allowing me another ten minutes of useless mirth.
Jan 27, 2007

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