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I read an article on The Smoking Gun today about a girl that was being tried for putting Clorox in her rival's Mountain Dew so that she could become the lead in the high school play. The other girl didn't drink the doctored soda...because it smelled like fucking bleach. The most interesting part about my reaction wasn't horror at this terrible thing she'd done; it was disgust at doing it poorly. Eye drops would have been a much better solution, as it were.

Nothing else of interest in my world today.