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Sunday Feb 05, 2006

Feb 5, 2006
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"That a Steelers tattoo?"

"Fuck," thought I. Careful as I was to wear long pants to the gym, I hadn't been able to wear them in the shower. Now there I stood, naked and dripping, with a towel in one hand and about sixty dollars in Kiehls and Bumble & Bumble products in the other, and I was about to get in a fight with some shithead Seahawks fan in the lockerroom of my health club in my well-to-do Seattle suburb.

My only hope was to throw off as much "don't fucking think it" vibe as possible. Anyone that knows me well knows I'm good at that, so I just replied, "Yeah, it is."

He looked at me for a minute and said some stuff I'm sure he found pithy, witty, AND scathing. He didn't however press the issue much. Now, I'm left to wonder how long it's going to be until they calm down. Judging from the bitching on the internet, I might need to start showering at home after the gym.
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charley:
Yeah it's good to be prepared for all musical moods, they have quite a few rather lively tracks too but it's all done very well.
Feb 6, 2006
charley:
Hehe that is so uncreative of them, you know I rarely listen to the radio these days. When I think back to how much it used to inform my music taste and how essential it was to me. I guess the internet changed that, it's a bit sad though.
Feb 6, 2006

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