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life can be quite a joker : one thing you thought was so awful suddenly become the opposite... example ? here we go...
i had this chocolate crave for a while, but not just any kind - i think it's called "truffle" in english (pardonner mon franais!) - anyway, black chocolate that melts in your mouth; the crave went a while because i don't know how to do it - i could learn but don't want to - and the only place i know to have them didn't for an eternity!
so i went monday night - Yes! they've received ONE box (only one ?) so i jump on it before another soul dare beat me to my vice (it seems i have one after all...) since my lovely Kat (well, yeah it's Ion writing btw...) was sick on monday night, i was a good boy : i only ate 3, stashed the remaining in a vacuumed box so it would stay fresh for the night after...
tuesday night, saturated with antibiotics to strip her throat of a hell of a pain (!), i was reaching for our future reason of food poisoning, bottle of Maalox on the side even if it wasn't going to make any difference...
and then, the horror, the nightmare, the unthinkable : it had melted! not just a little, the whole damn rest was liquified... i was devastated : for at least 3 months i was waiting for my truffles - i ate 3 ? THERE WAS AT LEAST 30! - and they were gone, all vanished in one big chocolate sirup... disaster, suicide temptation (!), all hell broken loose, hyperventilated, WHAT THE FUCK ? WE DIDN'T DESERVE THIS!
and now i believe in miracle, and finally understand the real purpose of the microwave : my lovely Kat, out of nothing, dips her fingers in the foiled bag only to spread the melted delight over her breast...
...
forget chocolate-covered-strawberry, i just found heaven on earth! and if here is actually hell, fuck it i wanna stay here forever!
enjoy!
life can be quite a joker : one thing you thought was so awful suddenly become the opposite... example ? here we go...
i had this chocolate crave for a while, but not just any kind - i think it's called "truffle" in english (pardonner mon franais!) - anyway, black chocolate that melts in your mouth; the crave went a while because i don't know how to do it - i could learn but don't want to - and the only place i know to have them didn't for an eternity!
so i went monday night - Yes! they've received ONE box (only one ?) so i jump on it before another soul dare beat me to my vice (it seems i have one after all...) since my lovely Kat (well, yeah it's Ion writing btw...) was sick on monday night, i was a good boy : i only ate 3, stashed the remaining in a vacuumed box so it would stay fresh for the night after...
tuesday night, saturated with antibiotics to strip her throat of a hell of a pain (!), i was reaching for our future reason of food poisoning, bottle of Maalox on the side even if it wasn't going to make any difference...
and then, the horror, the nightmare, the unthinkable : it had melted! not just a little, the whole damn rest was liquified... i was devastated : for at least 3 months i was waiting for my truffles - i ate 3 ? THERE WAS AT LEAST 30! - and they were gone, all vanished in one big chocolate sirup... disaster, suicide temptation (!), all hell broken loose, hyperventilated, WHAT THE FUCK ? WE DIDN'T DESERVE THIS!
and now i believe in miracle, and finally understand the real purpose of the microwave : my lovely Kat, out of nothing, dips her fingers in the foiled bag only to spread the melted delight over her breast...
...
forget chocolate-covered-strawberry, i just found heaven on earth! and if here is actually hell, fuck it i wanna stay here forever!
enjoy!