nuke

My dad said I should cut my hair,
So I did.
But I dyed it green to make it mine.

My girlfriend said I should listen more,
So I did.
To my friends who said break up with her.

My grandma said I should shave my beard,
So I did.
To pass the time in jail.

My mom said I should quit smoking weed,
So I did.
And starting doing coke.

My friends said I should quit doing coke,
So I did.
And went back to the weed.

My parents said I should get a job,
So I did.
I'm a starving artist.

The teachers wanted me to give them my reason for trying to burn down the school,
So I did.
Because I could.

Everyone told me to be myself,
So I did.
And I'm alone.

I told myself to stop listening to other people,
But I don't.