Some dude ran into my car while I was sitting at the stoplight the other day.

Nice.

I like that one.

I was hurt, wasn't all that pissed, just kinda in shock. The dude who hit me was freakin out sayin that he thought his fiancee was gonna leave him because it was the second time he'd been in a wreck in a month. And there I am, tryin to keep the guy who hit my car calm, tellin it was all cool...

I thought it was funny.

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