last weekend was Detour, and that was the shit and all, but yesterday was crazy. I don't know exactly what it is about LA, but since arriving, I've gained the ability to get insanely drunk much more quick than I've ever been able to before. and I'm not sure that's such a good thing.
One of the only nervous habits that I have is drinking quickly. Couple that with my "I can always handle one more" attitude, throw in a dash of social anxiety and you get me yesterday.
The BBQ at GarageDelFuego's was pretty incredible. Lots of great food and people and alcohol. I have very few rules about drinking, but one of the ways I know I'm super fucked up is when I find myself drinking Jack Daniels out of the bottle. Whenever I drink liquor out of the bottle, I know I'm done. Shortly there after I promptly passed out on the couch. I kinda feel bad about that. There's a new kind of guilt in passing out at someone's house that you've never been to before.
They woke me up around 7:30 and I proceeded to head to Beauty Bar which was only 3 miles away. It took me about an hour to get there. Traffic? No. Me being crazy drunk and trying to drive? Yes. So I get there to meet Chantal of Morningwood and I proceed to drink even more. Before I left, she had some how convinced me to STRIP ON TAPE for her "Take off your Clothes" video.
I stripped in front of about 15 strangers in a bar downtown. It was like "Pants Off, Dance Off", but in front of perfect strangers. It was pretty fucking crazy to say the least. I still can't believe I did it. No, I didn't get buck naked, but I came pretty close.
Then, I somehow managed to navigate and drive myself home last night. I was so fucking drunk that I got lost TRYING TO FIND MY PARKING SPACE. All in all, a pretty serious Sunday bender and I might be proud of it if A) I hadn't been texting insane shit all night to the girl I was suppose to hang out with, B) I hadn't crashed on Garage's couch and, C) hadn't left my debit card at the god damned bar.
So, my friends. I have one question. Does anyone have a good working method on how to pace yourself when you drink? Like a system? Let's hear 'em.
One of the only nervous habits that I have is drinking quickly. Couple that with my "I can always handle one more" attitude, throw in a dash of social anxiety and you get me yesterday.
The BBQ at GarageDelFuego's was pretty incredible. Lots of great food and people and alcohol. I have very few rules about drinking, but one of the ways I know I'm super fucked up is when I find myself drinking Jack Daniels out of the bottle. Whenever I drink liquor out of the bottle, I know I'm done. Shortly there after I promptly passed out on the couch. I kinda feel bad about that. There's a new kind of guilt in passing out at someone's house that you've never been to before.
They woke me up around 7:30 and I proceeded to head to Beauty Bar which was only 3 miles away. It took me about an hour to get there. Traffic? No. Me being crazy drunk and trying to drive? Yes. So I get there to meet Chantal of Morningwood and I proceed to drink even more. Before I left, she had some how convinced me to STRIP ON TAPE for her "Take off your Clothes" video.
I stripped in front of about 15 strangers in a bar downtown. It was like "Pants Off, Dance Off", but in front of perfect strangers. It was pretty fucking crazy to say the least. I still can't believe I did it. No, I didn't get buck naked, but I came pretty close.
Then, I somehow managed to navigate and drive myself home last night. I was so fucking drunk that I got lost TRYING TO FIND MY PARKING SPACE. All in all, a pretty serious Sunday bender and I might be proud of it if A) I hadn't been texting insane shit all night to the girl I was suppose to hang out with, B) I hadn't crashed on Garage's couch and, C) hadn't left my debit card at the god damned bar.
So, my friends. I have one question. Does anyone have a good working method on how to pace yourself when you drink? Like a system? Let's hear 'em.
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yeah but if you stay away from alcohol for tooooo long, you'll really overdo it the next time you drink. not like, you're making up for lost time, but your body will be all "whoa long time no see!" and some such nonsense. just be careful either way.