nudwig

Isn't it funny how the mind works. Its like while we are sleeping our brain is defragmenting and information is being absorbed and processed on a subconscious level. Suddenly everything makes sense.

My mother always kept dead animals in the fridge or freezer. She liked to paint them. She would put the dead owl on the table, spread its giant wings, and sit there all afternoon sketching and painting. I think it made her feel better about the fact that she hit it with her car.

freezer of the shithole?

yeah dago...i'm an old friend of badger's...tell him mom girl says hi and i miss him and i remember the comet.

bout as much of a poet as some throw up

at least you're not whining about it.

licorice toothpaste, it' kinda like peppermint soap. tingly! so fresh and so clean, clean. oh la la.

you may be right. ol' W.C. in the background is often claimed to be a mysogynist, but I tend to like him for hating little children. If a kid is sitting in his seat he'll pull the chair out from under the bastard and tell him to scram.

you bloody fool, locking your keys inside. are you losing your marbles my fiend?

I hit on them constantly (well one anyway) ...I am a creep

i hope my dog doesn't die. umm i don't find out about the blood until ... someday. ummm monday i think.

this reminds me of buying pasta at a dive once and finding a hair in it. Black and kinked. I took a peek at the cook. He was bald. I wondered if then it was off his arm or perhaps off his...

dude

i have vibrating headache puking death sickness. i have no idea what the technical term for that is.