said before I'll pay for all the damages...
I stole that
I stole that
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hmmm, last quote totally missed. Thought maybe more people were into the Birthday Party but instead I looked like I like angels and fairys.
Hey! I have nieces! Those are presents for them...
Hey! I have nieces! Those are presents for them...
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user8935778:
i loveeeeeee cheetos! and i love your hair!
user8935778:
hahaha look at dem dere teefth! youre lookin' mighty sauced in that picture! ahhaah is that A GATOR!!! i ate gator once. it was gator nuggets.. tastes like chicken!
...and fuckin wings popped out of my back...
yeah boy! kickin ass today!
yeah boy! kickin ass today!
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tic_tac_toe:
I concur wholeheartedly on your points regarding SD, sir. The problem is, San Diego is just overwhelmed by LA...LA just dominates socal and a lot of things that might happen here in SD if it weren't underneath a behemoth city to the north, wind up simply going to LA rather than even coming down here at all...
lunabelle:
Is that a halo around your head too?
...and the bullshit refused to cease...goddam!
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lilyluv:
marmit=badger?
I poop too much
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fillerbunny:
You have that problem too?
Thanks, I'm fond of that lil snake myself, too bad she's on the other side of the country. The slumber party should be great. Lots of interesting people are going, and we're all wearing pj's and you know how interesting that can get. You should put in an appearance...
You have that problem too?
Thanks, I'm fond of that lil snake myself, too bad she's on the other side of the country. The slumber party should be great. Lots of interesting people are going, and we're all wearing pj's and you know how interesting that can get. You should put in an appearance...
jasonzot:
There are many that would envy your situation...unless your mainlining Metamucil you're probably doing okay.
So at work today I had no choice but to overhear these two old ladies talkin... about sex. They were talkin about wantin to get it from a younger man who's good enough to make them not wanna die (?!). Then I heard them throw out a number like 50, Whew! So I guess the fact that I caught them staring at my ass was...
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illbillzillbub:
Where is your punk ass brother?
Maybe I could point him in the right direction HAHA
Maybe I could point him in the right direction HAHA
illbillzillbub:
Yeah,that narrows it down
But if I was to yell out " you nudwigs lil bro'?" he'd know what I was talking about?
But if I was to yell out " you nudwigs lil bro'?" he'd know what I was talking about?
What a boring fuckin day. The only good thing about it was that there were no cars to try to run over me on my bike ride. But still, I figured I should take a picture lookin like a Pilgrim to show I'm an Awareakin! ha ha ha
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boxterjulep:
what nonsense! what complete and utter rubbish you spew you swine ponce!
user8935778:
its not with one act!! its the need to have it repeatedly that will kill you!
hmmm, Turdkey day eh?
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partiallyblind:
accent? what accent? my monkey speaks perfect Queens English, dont you know...
sounds like you ran into an imposter
sounds like you ran into an imposter
partiallyblind:
LIES! ALL LIES! he hates the Royal Family almost as much as i do.
i demand a steward's inquiry!
i demand a steward's inquiry!
aaaahhh Bardot... je t'aime... non moi plus... picture this my sweet picture disc...
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johncocktoastin:
gobbles...GOBBLES!!!!! TIMMAAAAHHHH!!!!!
lilyluv:
goddamn it sadiemalicious....you wrote exactly what i was gonna write!
hmmm, guess it's time to let go of the ghost
bread crumbs don't make toast
c'est la deez... nuts
bread crumbs don't make toast
c'est la deez... nuts
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boxterjulep:
YEAH!! Bardot! Lick her, baby. Lick her. hahaha
joyrider:
never met a wonky chonch woman, no. herky? who dat?
...every once in a while everything makes sense, even though nothing's changed, very nice...
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lunabelle:
Isn't it funny how the mind works. Its like while we are sleeping our brain is defragmenting and information is being absorbed and processed on a subconscious level. Suddenly everything makes sense.
My mother always kept dead animals in the fridge or freezer. She liked to paint them. She would put the dead owl on the table, spread its giant wings, and sit there all afternoon sketching and painting. I think it made her feel better about the fact that she hit it with her car.
My mother always kept dead animals in the fridge or freezer. She liked to paint them. She would put the dead owl on the table, spread its giant wings, and sit there all afternoon sketching and painting. I think it made her feel better about the fact that she hit it with her car.
lilyluv:
freezer of the shithole?
Aaaaah, just got back from Long Beach. For such a nice, shy guy I seem to find the trouble. I can't remember what happened exactly except I got my friend home, he was on his stomach on his girlfriend's couch, his head in a bucket, and neither one of us got stabbed or shot. Not a bad night, though I did leave before I got...
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linz:
uh...i will..maybe.
lilyluv:
yeah dago...i'm an old friend of badger's...tell him mom girl says hi and i miss him and i remember the comet.
thanks for the love last night in my journal! you and badger better be comin by this here household when that marmit's in town!
sweet pic!
Guess what? I'm eating cottage cheese right now...
yummmmm....