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Goddam, drunken philosiphizin will do ya in brother...
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tib0r:
the discovery channel is fuckingfantastic. i love watching people get fat globules sucked out of their asses.
snow:
it is when you come down from the drunken stupor, that your world turns into a big pile of shit. along with the philosiphizininininninnininininin......ahem.
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Mister Neil Michael Haggerty...

...what a show it will be
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nouvelle:
baths and waffles rock!
_michael:
wanta start a rock band?
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fuckin eh it hurt when that supercroc bit my ass
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throatneedle:
derelicte that is..
derelicte my balls
boxterjulep:
crocit mic spastik rally cum mastik somba sum sing lanng tumms kah ran sacki rat a jam mor vigis dem ur ila wop.
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ok, so no one like the picture of my scrawny ass that you couldn't really see in the pic so here's a pic all the townsfolk around here come to see me for. you see, I unzip my pants and there's this heavenly light that eminates...
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throatneedle:
You...Deebo Eyes.....
baphomatic:
I never did read that shtuff? What is infinite jest? Where can one aquire it? deet. luminous beacon from your crotch
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by popular (in my head) demand it's changed to a pic of my ass. It's really hard to take a pic of one's ass
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lilyluv:
THIS pic is trippin me out.....where the hell's your ass crazy?
boxterjulep:
i want "the miracle!"
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woke up in a strange bed this morning, didn't know where I was. the bed was warm and soft, it was a twin bed. after some investigation (going to the bathroom) I figured out that I was at my friend's house but how did I get there and where were my pants?

this story presented to you by Capn Morgan's Silver spiced rum...
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boxterjulep:
no more bardot! put up pics of your asssssss!
tib0r:
bye bye bardot
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jingle of a dog's collar would be good right here...
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throatneedle:
Haha that pic rules! You kinda look like Hank The Angry Dwarf with no glasses on!
user8935778:
how much acid were you on when you took that picture, hmm? young man.. does you're grandma know you do this?
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this picture's a fuckin fraud. things aren't that carefree, in fact, I'm fighting a bad oncoming case of the fuckits... gotta stay focused...
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user8935778:
i had to start before you. i was waiting.. but i couldnt take it anymore.. i needed some personal jackie time.
throatneedle:
Cleopatra 2525? Sounds familiar....

Oh and btw.."Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"
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brrrr... gettin chilly, lights up in the trees, chillins and parents walkin hand in hand, ahh... means somethin special to me..............


...FALL FASHIONS AND NOT SHAVING!!!

YAY!!!
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badm0j02:
talkin' to robin? i don't think so, well not unless she's grown about 5" and started looking more european/latina. heh
user8935778:
i figured it out. thats you.. and the picture is blurry because your stripping. thats your gold stripper pole.. the thing.. vertical in front. yeah. i know how it works.
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aww shit, I look like a fuckin hobbit
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throatneedle:
Tim Tams? Im still stuck on Yorkies and Flakes from England. Ohhhhh..good stuff!
snow:
hobbits are hotttttttttttttt!