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Sunday Apr 17, 2005

Apr 17, 2005
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Spam spam
Oh I like Ham
I tire of junk
Need a bigger trunk
Everyday I see
a sea of tea
A wave of pills
coming over the hills
Everyday brings spam
WHERE THE HELL IS MY HAM?!

Thank you.

Extra extra: He you have the choice never move to a town no one who doesn't live there has ever heard of. This place freakin sucks but it's fun to freak out the natives (AKA: the really old rednecks surrounding me) and it doesn't take much to succeed in freaking out any of them.

To End: biggrin and I love all SGs
theshinobi:
(wipes tear from eye) Damn sinuses.

I find that really old people everywhere are easy to freak out, unless they're freaky themselves. But kudos.
Apr 17, 2005

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