nucleardonkey

Yay! I am now a 22 year virgin (and not by choice unfortunatly). Man, I hope this day isn't as depressingly boring as every other day as been this week.

Yay! I'm only 2 - 3 months from living on my own finally. Yes it is lame to be 21 (22 by time I move) and still living at home but times is rough. Maybe I shouldn't be blowing most of money on tattoos? Any advice for someone going it alone for the first time would be greatly appreciated.

I've just been informed very naively by a friend of mine that just because he's joined the air force there's no way he'll be sent to fight in the war because he can't fly. He honestly thinks he'll be able to just go through basic then work and go to school until he's out in 4 years.

In a way it kind of scares me...
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Ah Sunday, a day of refelction, reading, and screaming obscenities at the top of my lungs everytime I have to put weight on my left leg.

Hopefully tommorrow I'll have the cash to get a new digital camera now that I don't have to save money for court.

I've always wondered what it would be like to find someone who shared my birthday. It's kind...
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YAY! I'm $525 poorer but I don't have to worry the accident anymore and can forget about it finally.

Pirates 2 may actually be better than the first one. Hopefully the third one continues the trend and is even better.

The closer 8:30 AM Friday gets the more out of my mind I get. First they tell me I have to go to court for a dumbass car accident, then they tell me I have to get up at 6:00 AM so I can get dressed and drive 45 minutes to get to court, and lastly they give me nearly two months to think about...
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How is it possible that I'm 21 and have yet to even kiss a girl, see any kind of drug in person (much less actually done one), or gotten drunk? Damn, I've lived closed off from everything fun, illegal, dangerous, and exciting.

I will admit though that I have my first court appearance ever in my life coming up Friday and it has me scared...
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What a week I've had.

It started actually last week with me going nuts trying to reach my aunts in La. and hoping they made it through Katrina okay. Thankfully they did except for one who had all her stuff stored in New Orleans. Other than that everything was as good as it could be for my friends and family in La.

Then as if...
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It is now exactly one week of coughing up some of the most vile shit you've never see and I still feel like my chest is being stabbed repeatedly with a flaming spear.

I some good did come out of it though. By not being able to sleep at all I've been able to watch a lot of classic game shows and Showtime porn.

Sick...
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I have the mirgrain of mirgrains right now. My head feels like every drummer of every band I like is playing at the same time right at the base of my brain.

It's 4 AM and I'm so tired I can't even muster enough energy to laugh at M*A*S*H right now.

I feel like I've fallen into a major rut. Every day, week, month the...
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I need to get this off my chest because religious nutsacks are starting to get on my nerves.

First: I had to strangle 6 thousand babies with my bare hands to save one crackhead living in a dumpster with AIDs I'd do it because in the end saving that one crackhead will allow us to save milions and millions of other people with AIDs.

Second:...
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