Spring is FINALLY here!

I have been feeling very strange lately. The only analogy I can find to describe it is a cat in heat. I feel like kicking in some doors and tearing off my clothes. Goddamn, I haven't had this kind of energy for years. I get hit with the normal dose of spring fever like anyone else, but it seems I've been given an extra potent dose laced with crank and I'm about to take the blue pill to see how far down the rabbit hole really goes.

My palms are sweating and I feel like a crouching tiger ready to strike. Well, if none of you hear from me again it's because I went into an animalistic rage and either impregnated half of rochester or I ended up caged up in jail like a wild beast. Either way, I intend to have some fun with this. This feels much better than any drug I've ever had, and I've done just about everything.

I'll leave you with this: