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Crappy jokes of the day

1 What word starts with "C" ends with "T"?
Hint, It's all hairy, has a round oval shape to it.

2 When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

3 How do little boys at Michael Jackson's house know it's bedtime?













1 Coconut
2 When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin
3 When the big hand touches the small hand
blackeyed blackeyed blackeyed
xixax:
booooo
hiss

ooh, here's one of my friends all time favorites..

Q: What's the difference between an orange?
A: Monkey's don't have wings

I slap him every time he tells it
Apr 12, 2004

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