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My Aunt came over today to cheer me up, she's awesome, spoiled me rotten when I was a kid and still does, she made this Croatian food called Burek I was crying with joy when I was enhaling it, I have a problem with eating food I eat it way to fast, lately I've been eating allot but I'm getting thiner and thiner, maybe I'm dying? or I got a tapeworm I don't know about, hmm
The real reason is I'm playing to much Hockey and it takes allot out of me, After a game I get so fuckin hungry, my girlfriend tells me my legs feel hard like a Cast, I eat like a pig and still no fat, I should be lucky some guys my age have big guts and there fat fucks he he , When summer comes around thats where my vains come out it's pretty freaky, I almost look transparent, you can see my organs working, ha ha
This weekends been O'k I havn't seen my baby all week and it's getting to me,Friday my friend wanted me to go to some gay bar they had some Tranny beauty contest there, I told him " uhh I'll pass on that"
he's not gay but one of his friends are he's pretty cool he's not homophobic, Me and couple of friends checked out Devil's Martini packed with muscle head guys it almost felt like a gay bar, met up with old friends that I never seen in years that was cool. Saturday went to Velvet Underground on the way there I over heard this eminem wanna be saying " Yo bro he's one those vampire guys" I couldn't stop laughing till I got a shot of Liquid Cocaine(shot drink) Big deal I was wearing all black and I don't Tan or go to those fake an bake places
You can't judge a book by it's cover, I like when people judge me I find it really funny, the club was cool they played anything from N.W.A to the Cure
One of my fav places
Anyways this novel has to end