I need a fucking joint right now anyone offering? I'm pissed off and in pain, played hockey last night against a bunch of pigs (cops) well 90% of them where pigs 
we all where aware that this team was good but dirty, I like that kind of hockey fast and physical, but long story short, away from the play leading by two goals, pig sucker punches me hard, got up scrapped it out, has his helmet glued to his fucken head, I gots some lumps on my face and head, and my right hand is FUBAR 
It didn't help that he was a big solid mother fucker, I guess Tim Horton donuts really do pay off
It's kinda weird typing with one hand, and taken a piss is hard because I need two hands to hold Mr Donald Trump, My girlfriend gave it a name because he likes to get into private properties (drum roll) I know that reaks of cheese, so I will leave quietly 
we all where aware that this team was good but dirty, I like that kind of hockey fast and physical, but long story short, away from the play leading by two goals, pig sucker punches me hard, got up scrapped it out, has his helmet glued to his fucken head, I gots some lumps on my face and head, and my right hand is FUBAR
It didn't help that he was a big solid mother fucker, I guess Tim Horton donuts really do pay off
It's kinda weird typing with one hand, and taken a piss is hard because I need two hands to hold Mr Donald Trump, My girlfriend gave it a name because he likes to get into private properties (drum roll) I know that reaks of cheese, so I will leave quietly
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and hey, air supply is the one band on there that I actually really like. When they were here in concert, I had to get my old boss to go with me cause none of my friends would. Better live then Slayer anyday