"Whenever I learn something new, something old gets pushed out of my brain; like that time I took that wine tasting class and forgot how to drive."
I went to a wine tasting yesterday and tried lots of lovely Spanish wines. I even purchased a bottle. There was a bucket at the end of a table where people were spitting the wine into! Why would you do this unless it tasted like complete crap!? So I say "hey! lets play a drinking game and whoever looses has to drink the bucket of red wine/white wine/water/saliva".
Nobody thought this was funny except for one American dude, he laughed. Sense of humour Wellington people!!!
I've lost my keys. This includes my house key, my work key, my uni swipe card to get into the labs, a red key ring that says "sexy bitches have red key rings", 1 usb stick that contains ALL my uni work on it.
I've been cleaning all morning trying to find them.
In celebration of the 2 week study break, I name today "Sunday Get Smashed Day"... you should all join in.
I went to a wine tasting yesterday and tried lots of lovely Spanish wines. I even purchased a bottle. There was a bucket at the end of a table where people were spitting the wine into! Why would you do this unless it tasted like complete crap!? So I say "hey! lets play a drinking game and whoever looses has to drink the bucket of red wine/white wine/water/saliva".
Nobody thought this was funny except for one American dude, he laughed. Sense of humour Wellington people!!!
I've lost my keys. This includes my house key, my work key, my uni swipe card to get into the labs, a red key ring that says "sexy bitches have red key rings", 1 usb stick that contains ALL my uni work on it.

I've been cleaning all morning trying to find them.

In celebration of the 2 week study break, I name today "Sunday Get Smashed Day"... you should all join in.
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One of the ladies died, I totally think she went ahead and took her life.
I think I would be like her when i'm old, no children, no family and wanting to die before I become a useless old person.
It should be legal here I reckon. Oh well.
ha, i wouldn't be surprised. jess does go missing for days and comes back all munted looking haha.
he has gum in his fur, silly cat.
i have 5 or 6 of those creepy mannequin heads. most are bald or have reallllllllly bad haircuts mwahaha.