notyouraveragej

well i have been a total lazy bastard. is it linked to how i feel about stuff? well that would be an easy excuse. tonight we went to a pub quiz wit a bunch of girls fromn last week and in the end our mutual acquaintance. the fact we were a 14 man team meant we won, er, but i got nowhere with my chosen...
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Went to a real ale festival last night. Good fun and had some great beers, had a slight headache which was annoying me, and felt too drunk on the way back, which is unusual as normally there's no such thing as too drunk!

I'm still in bed as I write this. Not really hungover but I've got the hungover horn Also got stinky beer breath....
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Well it all went a bit to fuck for London. Hats off, all this shit is being dealt with professionally, not too many knees have jerked. Well, apart from shooting innocent people but I guess you have to know the circumstances.

I got ill last week and lost a shitload of weight, so don't feel as strong as I did, which is an arse. I...
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Hmm, bit too long without an update. My mood has been up and down like a yo-yo last month or so. Its optimism against the mundanities of my life right now. Lots to look forward to, shouldn't complain. Truck Fest in 2 weeks, always fun - beer festivals, mates visiting from other parts of the country. Work going well - seem to be earning a...
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I've done one of those photosets where my clothes come off. I've heard they are popular around here. Thats probably about to change.

I've done a 44 hour week - thats earned me a day off for the next hangover-induced day in bed. Now I'm saving up so its vodka and 7-up in front of the TV this Friday night.

I'm instituting a series of...
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Its not good when a girl you like goes off with a guy in a club. Its not good when thats the moment you realise how you feel, and its not good when the guy is fugly, she is sober, and nor you nor anyone else can work out what the hell she is thinking.

still, i've had a sleep and kicked a few walls,...
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I added some pics maybe I shouldn't have but if anyone out there likes them but it'll more likely be oh well...I'll try and do some better ones when less fucked by sleeping patterns

Jetlag hit back about 3 today at work. Eyes watering trying to look at screen. Uuurgh. So I went home and ironed stuff. Dunno why I did that.

well i have just committed the most visceral assault on my body imaginable. Been to NYC for a week of vodka and cheeseburgers (and a few sites as well) met lots of great people, not least bartenders in various East Village and Lower East Side dive bars. NY is hard work though, I put in the miles during the day no mistake. Saw Goldie Lookin'...
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I'm drunk. I have just ordered the Maximo Park album. I will be in NYC in 10 days. Je suis happy.

Cheers

J xxx

I really need to do a picture of myself where I don't look clinically dead or like some sort of deranged chav (US readers: UK google should help).

Cheltenham is a fucking dull town. With the honourable exception of my Scottish flatmate with the penchant for impersonating wildebeest and/or capuccin monkeys, I need to get some new friends. Well I have plenty, but they live...
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