There are few things more fun than defacing public property with large inflatable penises. Allow me to explain...
About a year ago a huge, soul-sucking developer came into the tiny little lake community where my family has a cabin, drove everyone out, ruined all the small businesses, and leveled it all to build McMansion monstrosities. And now that everything's built, they hosted "Home-a-rama" this weekend so all the elitist scum could come through and admire 25 identical kitchens while killing deer with their earth-raping Lexus SUVs. Soooo we decided to go to the nearest sex shop, buy about a dozen of those huge penis balloons, and tape them to all the Home-a-rama signs. Thus, this morning all the desperate houswives showed up, expecting to see tennis courts and in-ground pools, and were instead confronted with three-foot latex boners.
And THAT is how you have fun out in the boonies.
About a year ago a huge, soul-sucking developer came into the tiny little lake community where my family has a cabin, drove everyone out, ruined all the small businesses, and leveled it all to build McMansion monstrosities. And now that everything's built, they hosted "Home-a-rama" this weekend so all the elitist scum could come through and admire 25 identical kitchens while killing deer with their earth-raping Lexus SUVs. Soooo we decided to go to the nearest sex shop, buy about a dozen of those huge penis balloons, and tape them to all the Home-a-rama signs. Thus, this morning all the desperate houswives showed up, expecting to see tennis courts and in-ground pools, and were instead confronted with three-foot latex boners.
And THAT is how you have fun out in the boonies.
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southernbelle:
We missed you the other night!!!
nikonphoto80:
That is the coolest thing ever, you should of got a video camera and filmed the people as there were pulling up that would have been great. 