notquiteapinup

Do you ever have a day where you catch yourself talking about things that you really wish you weren't? its not like you can stop mid conversation and say "oh wait, i take that back". people must think that i'm crazy.

"ohh, you're getting grapefruit spoons, my roommate and i were just talking about these"-me

"oh, really? how come?" -some stranger

"oh. we were just messing around. i was talking about how i wanted to eat his brains (here is where i start to feel insaine) and he commented that his head was super hard, and i just said i'd use one of those pointy grapefruit spoons to dig right on in" -me

"..... (awkward silence)...."- stranger

i like that i'm a little off, but i dont think the people that shop where i work enjoy it so much.
and yes, i haven't posted my list. but i'm working on it. my boyfriend has a long weekend, so i haven't had much online time. last night it was bowling with roommates and tonight its pizza and hottub (we have one) in the back yard.
its was such a pretty day today, even if i spent most of it at work.
what did you guys do? comment and stuff... trade stories. i made an ass out of myself (per the norm).