A couple nights ago I was up late talking to my dearest lady friend, she's almost like a sister for me except i would never get a lapdance from my sister, and she told me flat out
"You know i really hate dating men. I mean shit i love my baby girl but goddamnit I hate men present company excluded."
To which I replied
"You know you could always just become a lesbian considering you are kinda Bi."
to which she replied
"You know...i wish I was a lesbian."
To which I sent her this reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae6c_F5HJR8
EVERYBODY NOW :D