notoriousmilsurpgeek

A couple nights ago I was up late talking to my dearest lady friend, she's almost like a sister for me except i would never get a lapdance from my sister, and she told me flat out

"You know i really hate dating men. I mean shit i love my baby girl but goddamnit I hate men present company excluded."
To which I replied
"You...
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It's 30 degrees out. Snow is pelting down. Snow is gonna keep pelting down through out the weekend. Got a case of beer, getting some moonshine, and got some decent snacks. Ah what a good weekend to go camping. Snow is going to be brutal, fire is going to be hot, and I'm going to feel badass for doing some serious fucking camping.

Too all the member of our military, active and retired, thanks for serving for us.

Getting wonderful news while all fuckered up is always pleasant.<---sarcasm. Apparently my best friend who just got his shit taken care of for getting a DUI just got another one last night. Yup get's to go back and spend the next 6 months in jail. That's wonderful.

Cheers fucknuts. See you again in 6 months.

the scariest shit you will hear all day...i can drive now....after so many fucking years of waiting!

Seriously I hate electronics. At least I have decent music to calm me down and somebody to think about. No they are not on here...that would be creepy.
now to relax, drink this beer, and get ready to camp. The cold night air calls, The star light skies call, the smell of fire and its warmth beckons. Once more into the woods I go. When...
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did you know the vagus nerve actually works!?

http://americanpreppersnetwork.com/2013/11/strike-vagus-nerve-1-hands-ask-coach-david.html

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;

I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!

Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament

All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!...
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That having a beard and an axe while wearing flannel= lumberjack.
lumberjack= awesome
As a member of the special air service once said- There are 4 things that make you special forces 1- carry more shit longer distances.2- just being fucking awesome.3- having the most badass gear. 4- having a beard so manly all respect and fear it.

I'm bored as fizuck. drinking a beer and killing zombies. what are you guys up2?

So i called the cops ON the cops tonight. Yeah. figure that out.