I got kicked out of a bar last night.
Now I know those of you familiar with my drunken shenanigans are not really surprised, but I am. As amazing as it sounds I am 33, have been drinking in bars for a good 13 years and last night was the first time I have been 86'd from a bar.
Ever.
Sure, there have been times...
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Now I know those of you familiar with my drunken shenanigans are not really surprised, but I am. As amazing as it sounds I am 33, have been drinking in bars for a good 13 years and last night was the first time I have been 86'd from a bar.
Ever.
Sure, there have been times...
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Letter sent to Schlitz this AM:
Dear Schlitz Beer,
I wanted to share a little story with you, a sad story of love and loss.
Last night, in the middle of a good day long drunk, I was dispatched from a rolling and rocking house party with the task of returning with more sweet, sweet beer. Due to weather, distance and high level of inebriation...
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Dear Schlitz Beer,
I wanted to share a little story with you, a sad story of love and loss.
Last night, in the middle of a good day long drunk, I was dispatched from a rolling and rocking house party with the task of returning with more sweet, sweet beer. Due to weather, distance and high level of inebriation...
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corneilus_wright:
That made me sad
nina_kova:
that makes me sad....of course now i'rish i had a schlitz...(and yes, i still have the st. patty's day pin that says that!)....
Ever just have a blissful fucking day?
Well I did.
Woke up to a beautiful day, lounged about, ate some tacos, meet a friend and did some good in the world followed by a late night ride just as the rain rolled in so I got to see and smell the city on a wonderful spring night and check out all the cute gals out...
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Well I did.
Woke up to a beautiful day, lounged about, ate some tacos, meet a friend and did some good in the world followed by a late night ride just as the rain rolled in so I got to see and smell the city on a wonderful spring night and check out all the cute gals out...
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jena:
Louse!
So what's your day amounting to thus far?
So what's your day amounting to thus far?
jena:
That reminds me. Did you ever see this interview where ODB was asked what he was giving back to the community? As if he was horrified, he blurted out, "Nothin'! I ain't givin' nothin' back!" I don't know why this has never left me. The look on his face was amazing.
What's for dinner?
What's for dinner?
As of tonight I am free, for now.
The 18th has a chance of further badness but I think with the new attorney things will be better.
Party details to follow.
The 18th has a chance of further badness but I think with the new attorney things will be better.
Party details to follow.
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northsider:
Don't ever become the guy who was sorry that he did it, just remain the guy who was sorry that he got caught. Glad you're out.
suicide_earl:
Good luck on the 18th!
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kinto:
Happy new year old bastardo 
Hope to see you more in 2009 and most importantly, hope that life gives you a break
Hope to see you more in 2009 and most importantly, hope that life gives you a break
darqkloud:
I've no idea what spore is.
Happy New Year, Old Man!
Happy New Year, Old Man!
OK,so I would like to put a post of substance here but the apostrophe thing pisses me off so now you all have to suffer for SGs inability to make their site publish basic text.
Or maybe you are saved (notice the lack of a contraction, fuckers), all depends on how you look at it.
Or maybe you are saved (notice the lack of a contraction, fuckers), all depends on how you look at it.
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tntkatie:
holy shit this was bothering me. i find myself redoing things i write so i don't have to use the apostrophe. 
hysanadu:
I was wondering what all the weird glitches were in posts.
Put your lawn furniture int he street you best expect to get that shit run over.
Fuckers.
Fuckers.
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niobe:
Happy Holidays!
suicide_earl:
I didn't break anything... but I was working on a Grand Marquis that, after I pulled it into the shop wouldn't start due to a blown fuse that, according to the shop manual, is for the cigar lighter and nothing else. After getting that taken care of and getting a fresh key cut by guessing the key-code based off the old worn-out key, I parked it and the customer picked it up. He came back less than 10 minutes later complaining that the "brake" light in the dash was on, and there was a burning smell. Turns out one of his brake-lines rusted through sometime between when I pulled it off the hoist and when he returned to the shop, so I got to build brake lines for the thing, from the master cylinder to the junction-block near the rear wheels 
Add in one that another tech cut & programmed some keys for (chipped anti-theft keys) that started twice in the shop, wouldn't start at all when the customer came to pick it up, and then started right up after they left. And an F150 that was towed in because the owner lost the key... in 4wd, doors locked, wheels turned, park brake engaged (fun watching the tow-truck driver get that one off the flatbed)
Add in one that another tech cut & programmed some keys for (chipped anti-theft keys) that started twice in the shop, wouldn't start at all when the customer came to pick it up, and then started right up after they left. And an F150 that was towed in because the owner lost the key... in 4wd, doors locked, wheels turned, park brake engaged (fun watching the tow-truck driver get that one off the flatbed)And cold has arrived in Chicago.
Well not really, we still have a ways to go before we get to the true Chicago bone chilling cold, you know the kind that freezes your nostrils shut?
Happy work week to me, I am sick as a dog today... it could be from the fact I weakened my system buy not really sleeping and playing Fallout3 all...
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Well not really, we still have a ways to go before we get to the true Chicago bone chilling cold, you know the kind that freezes your nostrils shut?
Happy work week to me, I am sick as a dog today... it could be from the fact I weakened my system buy not really sleeping and playing Fallout3 all...
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suicide_earl:
The snow doesn't bother me so much as the blistering cold that is right around the corner.
apexxx:
i wish i was a bear so i could find a cave and hibernate thru the winters 
To much work...
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thefreddy:
I agree that Ron Paul probably wouldn't have won the election, but, like you said, it would have a been close race and I think some important issues would have been raised instead of the mudslinging that dominated McCain's campaign.
Srsly, McCain was such a piss-poor choice of a candidate.
Srsly, McCain was such a piss-poor choice of a candidate.
tallboy66:
Well I didn't really like it there to be truthful, what do I know about diesel engine parts?
As long as I get UI I can look for another job, or wait 'till spring and go back to landscaping/interiorscaping hopefully.
As long as I get UI I can look for another job, or wait 'till spring and go back to landscaping/interiorscaping hopefully.
Change is not always good.
Boss has had yet another stroke and I am about at the end of my rope as far as this stuff goes.
If the guy puts himself in the hospital because he refuse to delegate or plan his time I am just not going to stick around to watch him kill himself.
No sale, deal or payment is worth killing...
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Boss has had yet another stroke and I am about at the end of my rope as far as this stuff goes.
If the guy puts himself in the hospital because he refuse to delegate or plan his time I am just not going to stick around to watch him kill himself.
No sale, deal or payment is worth killing...
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thanise:
glad i got to see you for a min last night
and i didnt break my phone so much as i dropped it in the toilet sooo
xoxo t
and i didnt break my phone so much as i dropped it in the toilet sooo
xoxo t
remy:
That majorly sucks dude. I hope the weekend has been better as far as that goes.
I drank well tonight...