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Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

Jun 22, 2005
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I would like to ask all of you, my SG friends a favor. If you ever see me with a drink in my hand say the words 'gee, I sure am hungry becaus eI have not eaten all day.' please do me the favor of punching me squarly in the face and call me an idiot,. Then feed me.

There are not words to describe how ball sucking shitty I felt today. One would think that by m,y age I would be smart enough not to drink like a fish on a empty stomach....

On the upside I did get pictures of bewbies!

I had more to say but the tiny man trying to smash his way out of my head is distracting me.

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curiosity:
Sweetie, I've only been instructed to hit you over the head with a gin bottle.
Oh, also:
'I love you and want you to have my babies, if you refuse I will kill you so no one else can have you and make a coffee table out of your bones.'
Bone coffee table's gonna look nice in my new condo... biggrin

Curi.
Jun 23, 2005
ojaeflo:
I prefer whipping over wiping, believe it or not. biggrin
Jun 23, 2005

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