notoriousdug

It all became clear to me early this morning after a couple of cocktails...

McDonalds is nothing more then a tool used by "them" to control the masses.

It all came to me when it a blinding flash I realized Disney movies, as of late, SUCK. And I mean super-megazoid-ultra suck. Suckage to the extreme where even children should be able to see the suck (I am qualified to make this statement because I am child like and *I* see the suck). Inspite of this gargantuan suckage children seem to be aquiring even more fierce addictions to Disney movies then ever before.... I mean they just sit there and watch them hour after hour after hour.....

Why?

Well my carefull research has shown that the jump in Disney addiction appears to be directly related to McDonnalds putting Disney toys in the Happy Meals along with Disney related propaganda on the Happy Meal boxes. This has lea dme to belive McDonalds is coating all of thier food in mind control drugs that open the mind to suggestion, this combined with the Disney toys and prevelant advertising for Disney on the packaging and in the stores prompts people to want to see Disney movies.... All walks of life are effected but it hits children the hardest...

Disney then embeds messages in the movies to buy more McDonnalds, itis a vicious cycle. The scary part is who knows what else they are embedding in those tapes and DVDS... Mike Eisner could be building a secret Mouseketeer army right under our unsuspecting noses!!!

I did about 5 minutes of intense research this AM on the subject... I have found thatI myself who do not eat McDonnalds offten hate Disney. All the people I know who hate one hate the other. Most people I see crazed for Disney are big McDonnalds eaters...

Evil forces are at work here.

I am going to double layer the tinfoil hat...