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Monday Dec 19, 2005

Dec 19, 2005
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Well, I certainly got drunk last night. And I am not even sure how... Normally when I get that drunk I can figure out the point, to the exact drink that put me past the point of no return.. You know the one. That one cocktail that comes to soon and goes down to fast thus pushing you past the point of all good judgement. after that baby it is game on, yo.

Not that I mind pushing that envelope, I just liek to know whan I start.... biggrin

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'and to confuse impudence with fredom has always been the sign of the slave.'

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So now radio stations aremixing x-mas music into the rotation and I got to hear 'Roudulf the Red Nosed Raindeer.' It really made me think....

OK, so this Claus guy has a whole bunch of animals on his little compound. One of them is born deformed, horribly deformed... to the point it is not accepted as part of the herd. It is an outcast.

What does this cruel task master do, nothing! I mean he could have called the vet or somethign right? I mean a HUGE glowing red nose tumor. If that doesn't say cancer I don't know what does!

So all this time Claus is sitting around laughing his 'jolly' laugh it is really at the expense of some porr, deformed cripple of an animal.

Now, when Santa needs] soemthing it all changes. Oh sure, the poor guy is an hated outcast until he can be usefull to the orginazation... then everyone loves him. 'Oh, don't worry about your freakish red nose we mocked for years... we accept you just as you are, usefull to us.

How is this not blatant exploitation?

And speaking of explotation now that I think of it I never remeber hearing anythign about him paying the elves. Strange, they want to work all day long making toys for those more fortunate for only basic room and board... Sounds like a sweat shop to me... or even outright slavery.

Down with Claus, opresor of elevs!

Makes you wonder if the 'Island of Misfit Toys' is more of a political exile the a mistakes bin...

surreal

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this window to mental illenss has been brought ot you by x-mas music, the letter Q and a long day at work by myself.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
oxalis:
yes, yes, and uh... most definately, YES. smile
Dec 19, 2005
sumbich84:
What about Mrs. Claus?! They say Santa's an elf, too. Where do you think they got all of those elves? She just pops 'em out and let's Santa torture them like that! Someone needs to call DCFS on both of them! eeek
Dec 19, 2005

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