notoriouscat

I really hope that I am at work when the zombie apocalypse occurs.
Aside from the fact that being next door to the Center for Disease Control will make it one of the most exciting places to be if it is indeed a virus that produces the zombies which is my favorite zombie theory. ( the CDC is supposed to have crazy underground facilities and tunnels and stuff and it will most likely either be zombie ground zero or the place to go for an antidote)
We are also mere seconds from the Yerkes Primate Research Center which houses 3,400 primates.
So when the zombie apocalypse hits I will hop on one of these babies.

(Which are used by staff to get around campus and are always parked around everywhere.)
Now I just need to find out where they keep the nearest chainsaw (I have seen a staff member use one in the area) and I will be set.
Me, a Cushman, a chainsaw and zombies and monkeys everywhere. Sweet!
Now I just have to figure out what it is I want to be wearing so that I can leave it in my locker at work, just in case.
Oh, and I need to compile a zombie apocalypse playlist.