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And here it is the most embarrasing moment of my life. Imagine a stuck bag of delicious Honey Nut Chex Mix in a vending machine. Add to the mix one idiot who fought shoulder butting the machine would be the best way to get the Chex mix out. Wait 3.2 seconds and what you get is pile of broken glass, a cut across the nose, a laceration on his arm and an exposed vending machine, some pissed off campus security, a suspension and a pending expulsion or having to payback the money on the broken glass or whatever the Dean decides to do with the situation. This fine clusterfuck brings to thought one very poignant thought: I am so screwed.

Update at 2:31pm:

I'm not expelled or suspended but I am gonna have to pay the damage. What this means is that I'm probably not going to be taking classes this summer since I probably won't be able to afford it. This is a bit of a setback to say the least.