so im sitting at my computer and i hear this huge crash of breaking glass and shouting. like badass glass breaking. like someone is taking a big rock and smashing glass.
turns out it was a BATTERING RAM from a police task force busting into the house across the street from me.
what the fuck!?!?!?!
motherfuckin secret service takedown???
what the hell is going on???...
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turns out it was a BATTERING RAM from a police task force busting into the house across the street from me.
what the fuck!?!?!?!
motherfuckin secret service takedown???
what the hell is going on???...
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i just found out that my "2-3 page" essay and 12 slide presentation is actually a 6-8 pager plus slides and its due in about 1 hour and 30 minutes.
shit. shit. motherfucker.
i'm scrrewwed.
in other news, one thing that i won't miss about this house is the piss trickle of a shower head in our bathroom. what's a girl gotta do to get...
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shit. shit. motherfucker.
i'm scrrewwed.
in other news, one thing that i won't miss about this house is the piss trickle of a shower head in our bathroom. what's a girl gotta do to get...
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edwin:
I hate low-flow showerheads- I end up with flat hair... but I don't like poofy hair, oh I don't know, I'm so difficult.
I hope your essay deal worked out okay.
I hope your essay deal worked out okay.
schism13:
You are fucking hilarious, and you always seem to bring a smile to my face. That's the most action I've had in like 4 months, thanks.....
I'd love to fill the hill this year, when is it again? And I'm only going if you'll be there.
Those are good things to have when you grow up, but aren't you grown up now anyway? And what about a body massage?
I'd love to fill the hill this year, when is it again? And I'm only going if you'll be there.
Those are good things to have when you grow up, but aren't you grown up now anyway? And what about a body massage?
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trucksandtrains:
yeah, born in ottawa, then moved out into the country when i was five or so, but grew up in and around city i guess. funny, im also looking for a place to live this summer.
hehe, an old guy just walked by our house and is having one hell of a time walking a straight line, drunk at a quarter to 12, good on him... maybe i should go see if he needs help... mmm, but im in shorts. damned im lazy.
yeah, i could always live with my parents, but that's way out in the country... but cheap.
we'll see how it goes i 'spose
take care meow y'hear?
hehe, an old guy just walked by our house and is having one hell of a time walking a straight line, drunk at a quarter to 12, good on him... maybe i should go see if he needs help... mmm, but im in shorts. damned im lazy.
yeah, i could always live with my parents, but that's way out in the country... but cheap.
we'll see how it goes i 'spose
take care meow y'hear?
daniyell:
hahahahaha! your roommate forced you to smoke drugs? yeah i believe you 
it was fun but not crazy fun, you didn't miss much
it was fun but not crazy fun, you didn't miss much
today's moments of zen:
Moment 1.
9am... knock on my door.
-RoomieGuy (RG): "hey do these sunglassess look pimpin'?"
-Me: " Umm... ya why?"
-RG: "I didn't have my contacts in when I picked them out. I still don't have them in so I need to know if they look good."
-Me: "ya dude, they're pimpin'"
Moment 2.
scene - downstairs in the kitchen mauling...
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Moment 1.
9am... knock on my door.
-RoomieGuy (RG): "hey do these sunglassess look pimpin'?"
-Me: " Umm... ya why?"
-RG: "I didn't have my contacts in when I picked them out. I still don't have them in so I need to know if they look good."
-Me: "ya dude, they're pimpin'"
Moment 2.
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comradjack:
We Laugh Indoors - Death Cab For Cutie
After The Uprising - the *expatriates
Evidence - The Acorn
Poison - The Constantines (god no, not related to that keanu movie)
From A Motel 6 #1 - Yo La Tengo
my playlists depends my mood, the weather, methode of transportation (walking, car, bus, etc.) and to my destination (girlfriend/friends/work/school/etc.)
After The Uprising - the *expatriates
Evidence - The Acorn
Poison - The Constantines (god no, not related to that keanu movie)
From A Motel 6 #1 - Yo La Tengo
my playlists depends my mood, the weather, methode of transportation (walking, car, bus, etc.) and to my destination (girlfriend/friends/work/school/etc.)
dharma_bum:
GO! TRAVEL!! I'm insanely jealous. Will you pack me in your suitcase? Sigh. That's why I want to go half time when I get back from overseas so I can travel during my time out.
They really gouge you for $ for exams and registration eh? $225 for a temp lic?!!?? I only paid $130 for a yr in Ont (I keep that lic active) BC is >$400/yr but the college covers your insurance unlike Ont.
I'd love to see you in a skirt...did you post pics? You look cute even brushing your teeth! 
I'm looking forward to the summer too. Had enough of snow. And I like snow.
I'm not a morning person so the sound of coffee percolating pumps me. My roomate in school used to blast "Morning has broken" by Cat Stevens and jump up and down on my bed...while I was in it.
What's your new tattoo? I need to get a few more. I'm waiting to come home and then go to Hamilton...Cottage9 is the name I think.
Float pool is ok 'cause you go everywhere but a glorified PCA would suck. Stick to ICU!
They really gouge you for $ for exams and registration eh? $225 for a temp lic?!!?? I only paid $130 for a yr in Ont (I keep that lic active) BC is >$400/yr but the college covers your insurance unlike Ont.
I'd love to see you in a skirt...did you post pics?
You look cute even brushing your teeth!
I'm looking forward to the summer too. Had enough of snow. And I like snow.
I'm not a morning person so the sound of coffee percolating pumps me. My roomate in school used to blast "Morning has broken" by Cat Stevens and jump up and down on my bed...while I was in it.
What's your new tattoo? I need to get a few more. I'm waiting to come home and then go to Hamilton...Cottage9 is the name I think.
Float pool is ok 'cause you go everywhere but a glorified PCA would suck. Stick to ICU!
the contacts are out, my face is washed and creamed, my teeth are brushed and i'm almost ready for bed. i had a lovely little nap today and i'm anxious to crawl back into it. i've been exhausted as of late. hopefully that will improve over easter at the cottage. good food, card games and caesars for breakfast.
quick recap of the weekend:
Thursday -...
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Thursday -...
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peeks:
Hard to narrow it to five:
Big Lebowski
The Matrix
Fight Club
Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Guns
Snatch.
If you asked me tomorrow it would probably be a different list.
Big Lebowski
The Matrix
Fight Club
Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Guns
Snatch.
If you asked me tomorrow it would probably be a different list.
comradjack:
just five?
okay.. I'll try.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Napoleon Dynomite
Amelie
Donnie Darko
Requiem of a Dream
other worthy movies of course have been mentioned by others. Punch Drunk Love, Shawshank Redemption, Band of Brothers, etc.
okay.. I'll try.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Napoleon Dynomite
Amelie
Donnie Darko
Requiem of a Dream
other worthy movies of course have been mentioned by others. Punch Drunk Love, Shawshank Redemption, Band of Brothers, etc.
kiss me im irish!
lame-o. i know. but i am... and you should!
just watch the herpes will ya? i don't want any.
happy st paddy's day.
first of all i'd like to apologize for being neglectful. i've been at my parents for the last couple of days and they have... wait for it..... DIAL UP! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... the screams! the pain! the torture!
i know....
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lame-o. i know. but i am... and you should!
just watch the herpes will ya? i don't want any.
happy st paddy's day.
first of all i'd like to apologize for being neglectful. i've been at my parents for the last couple of days and they have... wait for it..... DIAL UP! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... the screams! the pain! the torture!
i know....
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oryx:
i got an awesome spot. if you're in toronto, you should stop on by during the show!
edwin:
I almost played on a slow pitch co-ed softball team last year but the team fell through. Gonna try to play this year. I played a little baseball in high school. Probably have the arm to play left or right field. I think because of my height and long arms, I'd be a decent 1st baseman too.
Here's my question for you: when you go to the cages, what do you hit? I hit baseball cages only. I can switch hit the 50 and 60 Miles Per hour (sorry, I'm a simple american without metric conversions) pretty well, but once I get to up to 70, I can only hit them at all batting left handed. I'm kinda weird- I'm right handed, but my more comfortable side to hit is on my left side.
Here's my question for you: when you go to the cages, what do you hit? I hit baseball cages only. I can switch hit the 50 and 60 Miles Per hour (sorry, I'm a simple american without metric conversions) pretty well, but once I get to up to 70, I can only hit them at all batting left handed. I'm kinda weird- I'm right handed, but my more comfortable side to hit is on my left side.
what a wonderful night thursday was. i ended up meeting the beautiful and charming daniyell and she-ra her kitty. she's even more beautiful and more charming in real life EVEN in her p-jamas. and yes... to set the record straight...she does have the prettiest tattoos you'll ever see.
by the time my roommate and i got home it was about 530am and we felt that...
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alhooter:
I'll fill you in on all the good shows when I get back from London.
blurz26:
things are sounding nice and busy with you.
always nice to get home to moms and have her take care of you isn't it.
So went all the way to Guelph and weren't able to see the always beautiful Chanel eh, Well I would love to get up there soon and meet her so maybe I should kill two birds with one stone and drive you up and we can have a weekend of drinkin till we stinkin
always nice to get home to moms and have her take care of you isn't it.
So went all the way to Guelph and weren't able to see the always beautiful Chanel eh, Well I would love to get up there soon and meet her so maybe I should kill two birds with one stone and drive you up and we can have a weekend of drinkin till we stinkin
so yesterday went a whole helluva lot better than i thought it was going to. im really happy about that. i was preparing for the worst with the boyfriend and the best friend. but both went surprisingly well. so there. i feel better. shiny and new.. well.. newer.
i went to look for a new pair of glasses today. looking for a 2 for 1...
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josie:
haha awww thanks....that sucks about the glasses. I need to get new glasses too, but they're SO expensive 
spark_of_life:
hahaha, I ruin nothing...except for breakfast plans on my birthday. and yes very boondock saints.
"i can't go to the store to get a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked"
so many good lines
"i can't go to the store to get a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked"
so many good lines
lately my moods have been dictated by the weather. nothing but grey skies this morning and a fuckload more snow. i was full of all sorts of angry this morning. the fuckin' snow kept falling and suffocated me even more. i need out. i need this to be gone. take with it this feeling i have in my stomach.
i need change. i need renewal...
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i need change. i need renewal...
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2low:
lemme see whats up with my current date first to see if she cancels, if not sure you can be my +1 
chanel:
Come and visit me. Ill take care of you.
good morning!
what a beautiful day today. blue sky without a cloud in sight and the sun! i just wish it was warm out so i could ride my bike or go for a walk along the river.
im done my consolidation placement which probably means a whole lotta nothing to you so i'll give you a quick breakdown. it was an 8 week full...
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what a beautiful day today. blue sky without a cloud in sight and the sun! i just wish it was warm out so i could ride my bike or go for a walk along the river.
im done my consolidation placement which probably means a whole lotta nothing to you so i'll give you a quick breakdown. it was an 8 week full...
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venomlily:
I love when cute girls compliment my beaver!
And its nice to meet another naughty nurse.
And its nice to meet another naughty nurse.
rockstarcard:
i'd say 8 minutes is giving us the benefit of the doubt.
im not doing anything tonight. so i cant be that busy.
you should come over.
we could watch a movie.
and spoon.
im not doing anything tonight. so i cant be that busy.
you should come over.
we could watch a movie.
and spoon.
so i got home today (early! wootwoot!) and thought no one was home... so of course i started singing at the top of my lungs to the song that was playing in my discman. it went a little something like this...
dressed to kill, you look so right.
are you drunk with lust tonight?
your wounds are opening wide
and they might be just my...
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dressed to kill, you look so right.
are you drunk with lust tonight?
your wounds are opening wide
and they might be just my...
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peeks:
Getting caught singing isn't so bad. At least you weren't busted dancing. I don't mind if I know the people are there, but I dance like there's something wrong with me when I'm alone(or think I am).
mistyfly:
I love anatomie...i studied it in Universtity and integrated it into my heart. I once printed diagrams of the heart onto latex gloves and stappled them to an aluminum printing sheet...what did you get from ebay? i used to be an ebay addict, but i had to slow down a bit!
i shaved my legs today and my knees are now all hacked to shit. stupid triple blade.
so hi. how's it goin'?
did you have a good week?
are you sleeping alright?
eating enough fibre?
fibre's good for you, you know.
it keeps your colon happy. like you want ass cancer.
i got a med/surg (medicine/surgery) job offer today in richmond, bc. i'll be in...
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so hi. how's it goin'?
did you have a good week?
are you sleeping alright?
eating enough fibre?
fibre's good for you, you know.
it keeps your colon happy. like you want ass cancer.
i got a med/surg (medicine/surgery) job offer today in richmond, bc. i'll be in...
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schism13:
OMG 
you call me a pig......well......you're a........you're right... I am, and I can't help it.
my question is how do you "hold your penis pressed breathlessly to her womb"?
Fuck if I know!!!!
I will be here for sure around that time cause it's my birthday!!! That would be awesome if you came around that time..... We'll have yet another reason to smoke a fattie.
you call me a pig......well......you're a........you're right... I am, and I can't help it.
my question is how do you "hold your penis pressed breathlessly to her womb"?
Fuck if I know!!!!
I will be here for sure around that time cause it's my birthday!!! That would be awesome if you came around that time..... We'll have yet another reason to smoke a fattie.
schism13:
OMG you call me a pig......well......you're a........you're right... I am, and I can't help it.
my question is how do you "hold your penis pressed breathlessly to her womb"?
Fuck if I know!!!!
I will be here for sure around that time cause it's my birthday!!! That would be awesome if you came around that time..... We'll have yet another reason to smoke a fattie.
you call me a pig......well......you're a........you're right... I am, and I can't help it.
my question is how do you "hold your penis pressed breathlessly to her womb"?
Fuck if I know!!!!
I will be here for sure around that time cause it's my birthday!!! That would be awesome if you came around that time..... We'll have yet another reason to smoke a fattie.
take care!