northsider

If you're having a good day, few things can change that in a hurry like dealing with the Chicago Transit Authority. I hate hate hate hate hate the CTA. One of these days, some late drunken night I'll be sitting all alone in an El car, I'm gonna drop my drawers and shit on the floor. Just leave a great big steaming pile of poo to demonstrate my overwhelming contempt for the awfulness that is the CTA. Keep this in mind if you begin reading stories in the newspapers about the Defecating Bandit