An open note. If you are a programmer or designer who creates humorous Flash movies, games, optical illusions, concetration tests or anything else that else that ends abruptly with a shrieking deformed head that looks like something out of The Exorcist: FUCKING CUT IT OUTNOW! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE! It got played out a long time ago! It's the internet equivalent of a Monica Lewinsky joke!
Don't quit doing it for my sake, quit for your children's benefit, because if you don't stop they will grow up to become homosexual prostitutes. So now you understand: If you keep making these annoying, no longer funny, no longer scary gags, your children will make their living giving blowjobs in a bus station bathroom. And if you forward these movies or links to others in emails, you yourself will become a cruiser-for-hire.

This is a public service announcement from your friends at NBC
Don't quit doing it for my sake, quit for your children's benefit, because if you don't stop they will grow up to become homosexual prostitutes. So now you understand: If you keep making these annoying, no longer funny, no longer scary gags, your children will make their living giving blowjobs in a bus station bathroom. And if you forward these movies or links to others in emails, you yourself will become a cruiser-for-hire.

This is a public service announcement from your friends at NBC
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