If you're having a good day, few things can change that in a hurry like dealing with the Chicago Transit Authority. I hate hate hate hate hate the CTA. One of these days, some late drunken night I'll be sitting all alone in an El car, I'm gonna drop my drawers and shit on the floor. Just leave a great big steaming pile of poo...
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Foaming At The Mouth
Laws of Unintended Consequences
For my entire life up until now, I have been a proud (even smug) non-smoker. Never touched the filthy things. Except for about two months during my senior year of college, when I would smoke while drinking, I never even came close to being a smoker. So now here we have Chicago's new anti-smoking laws, meaning that...
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Laws of Unintended Consequences
For my entire life up until now, I have been a proud (even smug) non-smoker. Never touched the filthy things. Except for about two months during my senior year of college, when I would smoke while drinking, I never even came close to being a smoker. So now here we have Chicago's new anti-smoking laws, meaning that...
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tournee:
For things to do outside which do not involve tobacco; jumping jacks, sucking an exhaust pipe, knee bends, whistling, soliciting for sex, tripping people at random, air guitar. These are just the few that came off the top of my head, if you need anymore suggestions do not hesitate to ask. 
notoriousdug:
You did warn me, but you should not me well enough by now to know that I never listen.
No matter how sage the advise.
But do keep in mind that given the situation and my usual demeanor I am doing pretty damn good by just not being in jail for a felony.
No matter how sage the advise.
But do keep in mind that given the situation and my usual demeanor I am doing pretty damn good by just not being in jail for a felony.
Based on the alarmed replies that my last blog generated, I feel some clarifications are in order. For the benefit of my concerned friends (and any loss-prevention professionals who happen to be reading) my last entry detailing exploits as a casual shoplifter were the product of my frequently mis-calibrated sense of humor. What I thought was a clever little exercise in humorous nihilism led some...
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dorsal:
i like those photos you took from the Code Pink! i totally missed out!
it looked like so much fun!!!
it looked like so much fun!!!
sioux:
awesome thanks! I always ask cause I don't wanna be rude 
We should be working on the video tonight, it was pretty dark in there so hopefully the video footage is workable
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My Life In Crime (So Far)
The following is a list of things I've been shoplifting from Jewel Foods lately:
Sushi: Mostly I just can't live with paying the exorbitant prices they charge for sushi. I mean, 5 dollars and change for a tray of "California Rolls"? They're just rice and a few slivers of avocado! I don't know if...
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My Life In Crime (So Far)
The following is a list of things I've been shoplifting from Jewel Foods lately:
Sushi: Mostly I just can't live with paying the exorbitant prices they charge for sushi. I mean, 5 dollars and change for a tray of "California Rolls"? They're just rice and a few slivers of avocado! I don't know if...
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apexxx:
damn dude. hope you dont get caught!
2 days until summer camp! now that they gave Urlacher some more money and resigned the core players, its gonna be a happy locker room. im actually expecting alot out of this coming season. 10 wins easy.
2 days until summer camp! now that they gave Urlacher some more money and resigned the core players, its gonna be a happy locker room. im actually expecting alot out of this coming season. 10 wins easy.
I need to find more purpose in life...
Who wants to go to the beach sometime in the next week or so?
Who wants to go to the beach sometime in the next week or so?
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notoriousdug:
Katie and I got to serve her 5 day notice to pay or be evicted.
It made me very, very happy.
Plus I have 95% of her customers now.
It made me very, very happy.
Plus I have 95% of her customers now.
hysanadu:
LOL! when in doubt, grab your hat and be like Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles.
"For my next impression...Jesse Owens!"
"For my next impression...Jesse Owens!"
Foaming At The Mouth
Miracles, Great & Small
Maybe there are a handful of you who have actually read my profile. The 'Makes Me Sad' part is devoted to the cause of lost films. Lost films are movies that were once theatrically released but all copies of them have since vanished. For the most part, that refers to films from the very early days of...
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Miracles, Great & Small
Maybe there are a handful of you who have actually read my profile. The 'Makes Me Sad' part is devoted to the cause of lost films. Lost films are movies that were once theatrically released but all copies of them have since vanished. For the most part, that refers to films from the very early days of...
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tntkatie:
the shot is for HPV, completely irrelevant to the fact i'm going into college.
the shot is for HPV, completely irrelevant to the fact i'm going into college.
writeboy:
Ha, but I'm always just the observer . . . the lonely observer.
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notoriousdug:
I think so; I plan to but have a commitment that day that may not make it possible.
Damn my popularity.
Damn my popularity.
hysanadu:
Sweet! Hope you blowed stuff up real good today.
I don't expect to win any sympathy for this, but having a lot of free time to chill isn't nearly as much fun when none of your friends can chill with you. Wednesday was gorgeous and I sent texts to about half a dozen people to see if they wanted to go to the beach or walk or do something. Everybody was either working or...
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darqkloud:
I have a similar dream involving high school.
A lot of us do actually.
Thanks!
A lot of us do actually.
Thanks!
writeboy:
Hey thanks for the writing comment. Btw how was the fireworks trip?
I don't expect to win any sympathy for this, but having a lot of free time to chill isn't nearly as much fun when none of your friends can chill with you. Wednesday was gorgeous and I sent texts to about half a dozen people to see if they wanted to go to the beach or walk or do something. Everybody was either working or...
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apexxx:
you shoulda came to Kuma Burger Wednesday night. we sat outside drinking for 3 hours.
but i understand that the popular trend for everyone lately is to not attend SGC events...
but i understand that the popular trend for everyone lately is to not attend SGC events...
ckdexterhaven:
Yeah, it's so sad. He was way too young. My dad's right around that age. Kind of scary.
So I spent last weekend at a wedding in California, and I had been debating beforehand whether or not to bring a date with me. In the end, I decided to go stag and try to hook up with a bridesmaid. Image my disappointment to learn that all of the bridesmaids were "junior bridesmaids" (e.g. all under 16 years of age). Not that this stopped...
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thejessicka:
Haha! Awesome.
What? You're only 33? Psh...youngin...
What? You're only 33? Psh...youngin...
thejessicka:
I've dated older.
Also...
I was watching "I love the 80's" on vh1 today, and now realize what the hell your main picture is from.
Also...
I was watching "I love the 80's" on vh1 today, and now realize what the hell your main picture is from.
It's said that you should never kick a man when he's down. I disagree. I mean, your foot is that much closer to him; why waste the opportunity?
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winter_davis:
I think it's actually an etiquette thing more than a convenience thing. I've been kicked when down though; all it does is stop me from liking the person who done kicked me.
writeboy:
Went with some guys at work. Yeah, sleeping on the ground a couple days makes you appreciate your own bed.
Goddamn Red Bull oughta be a controlled substance. I'm now up to three cans a day and not even getting a charge from it anymore.
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thejessicka:
Thank-you! What's wrong with Dan Rather? I don't know him personally, but...
kiss_ton:
Yeah, if you want some of my old 35mm cameras, just message me. i have at least 2 that work!
youre only 33!! and trust me your luck is not outta anything
thank ou for all the sweet words