normlisovrated

HAPPY OCTOBER!!
8 days til my bday!!

have you ever looked at a plain white computer screen and noticed that it looks like its raining?

my mom and i met her friend at a restaurant and while we wer ther, the cash register caught on fire... her friend said it smelled like a robot fart.

i also mentioned to her that the first vampire was judas escariot from the bible. god made him that way becuase he didnt want him in heaven and he didnt wanna give him the pleasure of being in hell so he stuck him here for eternity feeding off the blood of men. she said, "i think i might hav dated him." god i luv that woman. not only is my mom cool, her friends are cool.


hav you ever noticed that the sunset looks like the sun slit his wrists and is bleeding out into the darkening abyss.

welp... i went to the mall today to get a dress and i did find one cept you aint gonna c it til i take pics next weekend at homecoming . its black and has a low cut back. really purty. but i do hav a pic of my badass shoes... they light up:

these shoes are the shit. i saw them and im like OMG OMG OMG!! I HAV TO HAV THOSE!!
i also got a shweet jewelry box. reminds me of wonder woman:


i heart books. i heart books alot. i got the following:

- vampire book
- dracula
- ink
- why do men have nipples? and other questions you only ask your doctor after 3 martinis
- everything is illuminated

today was nice



p.s. i hate clothes