I need to know why Peter North can spooge a bucket while most guys can only spooge a thimble!!!! I need to know!!!!
Just watched the movie "The Aristocrats" again. That joke is sick, wrong and putrid on all levels. I fucking love it.
We pretend to be a culture of purity. But the Aristocrats joke exposes us no matter how it's told.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7FhCX1VVRk
Got me thinking (which is always a bad thing). Why do we think certain things are WRONG?
Do we really think these things are...
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We pretend to be a culture of purity. But the Aristocrats joke exposes us no matter how it's told.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7FhCX1VVRk
Got me thinking (which is always a bad thing). Why do we think certain things are WRONG?
Do we really think these things are...
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Oh Mike, I love your shit. Figuratively....Not rectally.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USwKZbcU4pw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USwKZbcU4pw&feature=related
I was just on the deck. It's impenetrable dark outside. And yet I just saw something big and black and bulky crawl it's way up the steps to the left of me. I ran inside FAST! 
I'm a raccoon pussy. I'm also a possum pussy, a skunk pussy and a rabid fox pussy.
I'm a raccoon pussy. I'm also a possum pussy, a skunk pussy and a rabid fox pussy.
Thanksgiving is coming. What a great day.
A long time ago, we sailed our ships across the ocean. We landed on a strange shore and started a new life. Or we tried to start a new life. But, because we suck, or maybe because our cobble-stoned brain cells were too bumpy to deal with basic human skills.....we couldn't figure out how to keep food on...
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A long time ago, we sailed our ships across the ocean. We landed on a strange shore and started a new life. Or we tried to start a new life. But, because we suck, or maybe because our cobble-stoned brain cells were too bumpy to deal with basic human skills.....we couldn't figure out how to keep food on...
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Just found out somone I know had testicular cancer. Wow. Scary. I never knew. And he's a great great guy. We only just got to know each other again. Hope he stays healthy.
In my own little petty way, it reminds me of one of my favorite bands, Porcupine Tree. They have a song called "Arriving Somewhere, But Not Here." There's a line in the...
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In my own little petty way, it reminds me of one of my favorite bands, Porcupine Tree. They have a song called "Arriving Somewhere, But Not Here." There's a line in the...
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noxi:
Hi miss u this weekend 
norly39:
Missed me? I was up here in the windy and cold northeastern U.S. The skies are getting dramatic and the nights are getting deep and starry. Winter nights up here are great for the star gazing. 
Chris
Chris
When you are making a movie soundtrack for a multi-million dollar budget film using a "Speak and Spell?" You're the man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0o7COwr7o8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0o7COwr7o8
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norly39:
Thanks Sunshine. You're too kind for the welcome.
norly39:
PS, Sunshine. Your leg tattoo is great. It totally amplifies how nice your legs are. 
Bad movies rule!
Sci Fi has an awesome lineup of original shitty flops. I love them all. Like "S.S. Doomtrooper" about a a mutated Nazi super soldier that is bent on destroying the Allied forces in World War II. Or "Anonymous Rex" about a velociraptor private investigator and a triceratops private investigator who are a part of a secret society of dinosaurs that look like...
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Sci Fi has an awesome lineup of original shitty flops. I love them all. Like "S.S. Doomtrooper" about a a mutated Nazi super soldier that is bent on destroying the Allied forces in World War II. Or "Anonymous Rex" about a velociraptor private investigator and a triceratops private investigator who are a part of a secret society of dinosaurs that look like...
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