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When Chuck Woolery had bad diarrhea, do you think he ever said to his wife "I'll be back in two and two?"
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There are people in this world who devour food. Thats me. I dont eat a hell of a lot but when I do its like a magic trick. Sandwich on plate. DING! NO SANDWICH!

And then there are people who have cast iron stomachs and 'shit for brains' taste buds. I always check in with that Andrew Zimmern guy from Bizarre Foods. He is a...
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The next technology this world needs to work on is extreme mesospheric shit propulsion. Well have to develop stronger laxatives, but I think its within our reach.
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Hey, it's a blank, mistake post. Teeeee-rific. Here's something to fill it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzqumbhfxRo
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Stick your keys in your ear and start up your brain every morning. Sometimes the engine stutters but that's nothing a slap in the face can't correct.