norly39

Okay, my notion of washing things to keep them clean has been tossed on its head.

"A student in Canada wore his raw denim jeans for 15 months without washing them, then had the pants tested for bacteria at the University of Alberta. Results came back normal, reports dBune. He wore the pants another two weeks, washed them, and returned for testing. Results were the...
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For a gorilla, poop often looks like a lollipop. Boston gorillas suck dungpops and fling chowdah. It's the worst.

I want a toilet that makes a swallowing sound.

Four major snow accumulations in two weeks? This would be a horrible time to be quitting cocaine.

Does Andrew Zimmern throw up when he eats grilled cheese?

I wanna write and sell a book. But I want to cover the front and back in crazy glue and market it as "a book you won't be able to put down."

Before I tell people ghost stories, I like to tell them that I believe in unicorns.