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norly39

Boston, MA.

Member Since 2009

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Thursday Nov 26, 2009

Nov 26, 2009
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I'm still not totally sold on the reality of this site. Sorry, I can't help it. I write people and I get one word responses. Am I a fool? I just don't know. I imagine a bank of computers at the SG offices, with a punk-nosed pimply teen sitting in front of each one - Just one word responding to morons such as myself.

I can write whatever I want:

Duck vagina souffle. Alphabet soup missile launcher. Puppy drop-kicker. Ghetto gynecologist. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I lost my designer pantyhose. I ride naked on my pogo stick. I salute the United States of Blumpkin. Bert and Ernie are covert shit eaters. Leave me alone, do what you want with the girl. My teeth itch and my dick feels like corn. When I piss, I always miss, because of my curved penis.

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