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There are people in this world who devour food. Thats me. I dont eat a hell of a lot but when I do its like a magic trick. Sandwich on plate. DING! NO SANDWICH!

And then there are people who have cast iron stomachs and 'shit for brains' taste buds. I always check in with that Andrew Zimmern guy from Bizarre Foods. He is a...
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The next technology this world needs to work on is extreme mesospheric shit propulsion. Well have to develop stronger laxatives, but I think its within our reach.
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Hey, it's a blank, mistake post. Teeeee-rific. Here's something to fill it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzqumbhfxRo
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Stick your keys in your ear and start up your brain every morning. Sometimes the engine stutters but that's nothing a slap in the face can't correct.
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My dream post surreal:

I had this one dream I'll never forget. I had it when I was a 'tot.' And it kinda fits with the things that have always fascinated me - Exploration and undersea life.

I wake up in my bedroom to find that I'm completely underwater. My sheets have spread and drifted to the ceiling. My pillow is floating over my head....
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I'm still not totally sold on the reality of this site. Sorry, I can't help it. I write people and I get one word responses. Am I a fool? I just don't know. I imagine a bank of computers at the SG offices, with a punk-nosed pimply teen sitting in front of each one - Just one word responding to morons such as myself.

I...
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I've got to stop getting into political discussions with people. It's Thangsgiving Day and my gut is quivering and I have one of those under eye twitches that won't go away. It's like there is a bug tossing and turning just under the skin.

With politics I feel like I'm on the outside of a whirlpool and Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter are in the...
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