So, two drunkards came over yesterday. They arrived at my house just before I got home from work. Then they proceeded to get more drunk than they already were. The guy passed out as he usually does when he comes over to hang out. The girl tried her hardest to get me to fuck her, but I find her repulsive, especially when she's drunk, so she ended up passing out with her head on my leg. So I just sat there watching some TV shows while they sat around passed out. Mind you, this is around 9:30pm. They woke up about an hour later and left in a drunken stupor. It sucks, because I'm down for hanging out with all kinds of people, weird ones especially, but I'm not really down for hanging out with people who are stupid hippies (unless it's a hot hippy girl) or people who are totally wasted and can't handle their vices.
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lucifersmile:
dude, i just downloaded a bunch of Anal Cunt songs off the singer's website www.sethputnam.com. here are some titles i thought would like, "anyone who likes the dillenger escape plan is a faggot""i'm glad jazz faggots don't like us anymore""you converted to judaism so i guy would touch your dick" and who could forget "even though your culture oppresses women, you still suck, you fucking towelhead"
unholytrinity:
what up mother fucker. it's marty, under an alter personality. word up