Oh god...SO! I've been stark-raving-sick for the past 36 hours. I was hoping it'd be one of those nice little happy 24-hour type dealies, but NOOO! Of course I'm still puking my brains out this morning. I haven't had solid food since Saturday and honestly, I really miss it. I'd be incredibly grateful for even the crappiest bowl of mac & cheese, or McDonald's, or ANYTHING I could eat and keep down right now. HOWEVER, even if i COULD eat "real" food, I'm not allowed to until after this damn examination tomorrow.
This is where you should stop reading if you are not a fan of poop. ^_^
I have to go to the hospital tomorrow for a lovely colonoscopy. If you're not familiar with the procedure, it means I can't have any solid food for 24 hours before the procedure. I got to have a delicious clear liquid diet all day today, and at this very moment I am wirelessly connected to the 'net via my laptop. Where am I, you ask? Sitting on the fucking toilet. Why? Because I have to drink 2 litres of lemon-lime flavored SHIT (literally) water for the next few hours until I have completely cleared out my poor GI tract and colon. ~_~ I seriously don't think there's anything left in there from all my puking, but we'll find out soon enough. ;-; I just really hope I don't puke any of THIS stuff up, because if that's the case, i'm doing this all for nothing. Seeing as I couldn't eat anything today as it was since I was so sick, I'd rather not have to starve myself some other day and go through this again.
The procedure involves them knocking me out completely (should be fun!!) and seriously sticking a tube-camera up my poor ass and taking a look at everything all up-ins. >_< I hope they have a great fucking time doing that, and I hope they figure out what my stomach/colon's issue is. I'm sick of being, well, sick all the time.
Sorry for the TMI, but i had to rant. ^_^
This is where you should stop reading if you are not a fan of poop. ^_^
I have to go to the hospital tomorrow for a lovely colonoscopy. If you're not familiar with the procedure, it means I can't have any solid food for 24 hours before the procedure. I got to have a delicious clear liquid diet all day today, and at this very moment I am wirelessly connected to the 'net via my laptop. Where am I, you ask? Sitting on the fucking toilet. Why? Because I have to drink 2 litres of lemon-lime flavored SHIT (literally) water for the next few hours until I have completely cleared out my poor GI tract and colon. ~_~ I seriously don't think there's anything left in there from all my puking, but we'll find out soon enough. ;-; I just really hope I don't puke any of THIS stuff up, because if that's the case, i'm doing this all for nothing. Seeing as I couldn't eat anything today as it was since I was so sick, I'd rather not have to starve myself some other day and go through this again.
The procedure involves them knocking me out completely (should be fun!!) and seriously sticking a tube-camera up my poor ass and taking a look at everything all up-ins. >_< I hope they have a great fucking time doing that, and I hope they figure out what my stomach/colon's issue is. I'm sick of being, well, sick all the time.
Sorry for the TMI, but i had to rant. ^_^
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nope, he took a more hands-on approach, and when he couldn't figure out the results he had 3 other doctors come in and do the same. i didn't get any of their names, and they wouldn't let me have a cigarette afterwards
seriously tho, once i had to go under while they stuck a camera down my throat to look for ulcers. When i woke up they also wanted to go in from the other end. i said, nope! my ass is exit only!
poop!