nopantsdave

I took a delivery to a church tonight. They ordered a dozen pizzas and put it on account, so all I needed was a signature for them to "pay" for them. The conversation went something like this:

Me: I just need you to sign here.
Church Guy: OK
Me: Ok, the pink copy is for you.
CG: Yup, I just give that to the boss and he takes care of that, but we don't see him around here very much.
Me: You mean God?
CG: No, I mean the treasurer.
Me: Oh, well, you did say "the boss".....
CG (laughing): Well, I guess you have a point.

It was amusing.