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Wednesday Mar 02, 2005

Mar 2, 2005
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I took a delivery to a church tonight. They ordered a dozen pizzas and put it on account, so all I needed was a signature for them to "pay" for them. The conversation went something like this:

Me: I just need you to sign here.
Church Guy: OK
Me: Ok, the pink copy is for you.
CG: Yup, I just give that to the boss and he takes care of that, but we don't see him around here very much.
Me: You mean God?
CG: No, I mean the treasurer.
Me: Oh, well, you did say "the boss".....
CG (laughing): Well, I guess you have a point.

It was amusing.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
kundalini:
That was surprisingly amusing. You pizza men have some killer adventures. Also, my definition of adventure is surprisingly all-encompassing. smile
Mar 3, 2005
adelina:
a dozen pizzas? they eat a lot.

do you think "the boss" has a p.c. sense of humor?

Mar 4, 2005

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