Last night was a rowdy romp through Christmas Town in the North Pole by way of a dnd Christmas one-shot. The party was scheduled to work in Santa’s workshop on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day—allegedly the worst two days of the year to work there. “Allegedly,” because for the character that I created and played, it was going to be just another shift to be horny during. As the game progressed, however, she turned out to be too horny. So horny, in fact, the DM had to shift gears and adjust the gameplay. I’m still trying to determine if this was a good thing or a bad thing. We did, however, have a lot of fun as a group and managed to take down the Big Bad™️ despite the extra helping of horny.
This was the first time I played a rather playful character. Every character I’ve created prior has been Very Serious with Incredibly Tragic backstories. My very first character was a Chaotic Good Blood Hunter Rogue Eladrin who had to flee her family’s estate when she was discovered helping slaves escape. Another character was a Lawful Evil Drow Necromancer in the service of Lolth as a High Priestess. Just all around baddies, but oh so Very Serious. I figured, since we’re all going to be jolly elves at the North Pole, why not make this particular character a little extra jolly.
She was horny as fuck.
Anyway, here’s two posters I designed from @liza’s set Get Out of Jail Free, as requested by my partner. She asked me to create two, because Liza was kind to her on Instagram, and I’m 1000% behind it. Thank you, Liza!
