Oh this is hilarious. I’m taking AI writing for a spin, using nonsensical input, and I gotta say, I’m kind of impressed. The output is really stupid, but it’s a great start.
Using the keywords “yes, no, probably, gum, chapstick, legos, nonsense, crypto, gross,” this was generated:
We encounter all sorts of nonsense in our lives – from the people we meet to the things we see and hear. Some of it is funny, some of it is gross, and some of it is just plain weird.
Let’s take a closer look at the different types of nonsense you might encounter in a day. You might say “no” to a piece of gum that someone offers you, or “yes” to a pair of shoes that you really don’t need. You might “probably” need a new chapstick, but you don’t really want to buy one.
And then there are the things that we can’t control, like when our kid knocks over a tower of legos or when someone we don’t even know starts talking to us about crypto. No matter what kind of nonsense you encounter, just remember that you can always choose to walk away from it.
We’ve all had those days where everything seems to be going wrong. You know the type – you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, your coffee spills all over your shirt, you can’t find your keys, and so on. It feels like the universe is conspiring against you.
But sometimes, the universe doesn’t need to conspire against us – we do a pretty good job of sabotaging ourselves. We say and do things that don’t make any sense, and we can’t seem to help it. If you’ve ever found yourself in a situation like this, then you know what we’re talking about.
In this article, we’ll explore the many different types of nonsense you might encounter in a day. From the funny to the gross to the crypto, we’ve got it all covered. So sit back, relax, and enjoy!
First of all, the voice is so boring. It’s pretty much how much how every professional blog sounds like. Absolutely zero character. No life. Droll. Put you to fucking sleep. But hey, it’s something, and when you’re contending with the blank page, something is better than nothing.
Second of all, the actual content isn’t too bad. The first version included all the bullshit I expected. The second version did not: it sounds like it was written by a senior editor who’s stick up their ass wouldn’t allow them to run with the first version in it’s current form. Kind of fun, right? And this is just the introduction. At this point, I haven’t even generated the rest of the article. And I probably won’t, because …
Third of all, the free version of the tool I used only allows for 3000 words for free per month, and because I’m not about to pay for this shit, I’ll save however many words I can through each use of this tool. The big kick is learning to move through the features and get the most out of what little is generated. Which, it turns out, might actually be very useful. Outlines and intros? Sign me the fuck up.
My initial impression is that this is actually kind of fun and useful if you’re willing to put in the work to turn this garbage heap into something that’s actually worth reading. Otherwise, if you’re hanging on to the idea that AI can generate a great article for you and you’re done, well, all I can say is that your content is going to be fucking boring.
This image was also partially generated with the same AI tool, and edited in Procreate.
