I talk and laugh and answer any questions that are asked of me in my SLEEP. I am some kind of uber freak! Plus I have been told that i can switch off like a light and be totally gone within seconds. 
Apparently I was talking about about the world's biggests vending machine the other night and that I laugh stupidly rather often. If anyone happens to be dozing with me can you either,
a) record every word and play it back to embarrase me.
b) Ask me questions and delve the depths of my subconciouness and discover my darkest secrets.
c) try to wake me up and see what stupid expressions I make when i wake up.
Also I can fully dream before I sleep, i just can stay awake and my mind drifts and come up with all sorts of weird things, like pubs and guys with boomerangs and giant butter knives. Someone give me a paintbrush or a notepad and i'll become a surreal sleep artist!
Apparently I was talking about about the world's biggests vending machine the other night and that I laugh stupidly rather often. If anyone happens to be dozing with me can you either,
a) record every word and play it back to embarrase me.
b) Ask me questions and delve the depths of my subconciouness and discover my darkest secrets.
c) try to wake me up and see what stupid expressions I make when i wake up.
Also I can fully dream before I sleep, i just can stay awake and my mind drifts and come up with all sorts of weird things, like pubs and guys with boomerangs and giant butter knives. Someone give me a paintbrush or a notepad and i'll become a surreal sleep artist!
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Good luck with the job. It would always be good to have another friend in London.
Yeah, I do that pre-sleep dreaming thing too. Huh, crazy bunch of rogues.