Has anyone got a spare 20k lying around they can use to employ me with? 
This week, like last has just dissapeared very very quickly, its utterly scary, and i'm still sat here in Bristol without so much as an interview for a decent job in London! Hmm... anyone got any ideas to help me get out of this rut? Unlike most people on this site, I am not very creative, well I try, I do like photography, but as for 'art' well i've got no talent in that field, and as for music, i can't even be bothered to play computer games, let alone learn to play my 4 guitars better!!!! I do wish I had my drum kit or my bass back mind...
So, things have been quiet, apart from being stamped with the label 'Playa' by my work mates for my honesty over my sex life, well, i didn't name names, just answered most questions pitched to me and as a result i'm now seen as a bad boi! Apart from that nothing much has been happening. One thing I will say is, why do so many beautiful people work in call centres?? The guy who sits next to me used to be a model among many others!!!!
Oh, as for work, if anyone needs a full time gimp, house husband, cleaner, live in slave for rent, photographer, biographer, proofreader, please email. Well as long as you at least pay me enough to pay off my student loan!!!
Oh, all you SGUK people, enjoy this weekend, I wish i could make it to the Ship but unfortunately money and other engagements have restricted that option! have fun you bastards!!!
This week, like last has just dissapeared very very quickly, its utterly scary, and i'm still sat here in Bristol without so much as an interview for a decent job in London! Hmm... anyone got any ideas to help me get out of this rut? Unlike most people on this site, I am not very creative, well I try, I do like photography, but as for 'art' well i've got no talent in that field, and as for music, i can't even be bothered to play computer games, let alone learn to play my 4 guitars better!!!! I do wish I had my drum kit or my bass back mind...
So, things have been quiet, apart from being stamped with the label 'Playa' by my work mates for my honesty over my sex life, well, i didn't name names, just answered most questions pitched to me and as a result i'm now seen as a bad boi! Apart from that nothing much has been happening. One thing I will say is, why do so many beautiful people work in call centres?? The guy who sits next to me used to be a model among many others!!!!
Oh, as for work, if anyone needs a full time gimp, house husband, cleaner, live in slave for rent, photographer, biographer, proofreader, please email. Well as long as you at least pay me enough to pay off my student loan!!!
Oh, all you SGUK people, enjoy this weekend, I wish i could make it to the Ship but unfortunately money and other engagements have restricted that option! have fun you bastards!!!
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shame it actually is a really good essay!
heavy stuff man, but its given me lots of ideas for books to read.