Thanks Scylla, HStranger and Geronimo for the advice on getting your horn back. I feel much better and "mmmm gooood" again.
I am really not taking to the office temping life well. My attitude tends to be that of; If i fuck it up then what the hell, subsequentially this is gonna lead to me getting questioned as to why i am not putting in the required effort to which i am likely to reply, "hey, i'm paid by the hour, not by how many metres of company dick i suck!" (not to be too literal).
Anyway, so its boring and i spend most of every day with my brain turned down to 'Defrost**' rather than 'cook oven ready chicken in 2 minutes.' Albeit, a plus isde is that my hobby at work seems to be recollection of classic Simpsons lines which makes me smile. Here's a few from today:
Otto: "Man, i thought i screwed up at school, but look at me now! I'M DRIVIN' THE BUS!"
Homer: "Well now it seems both our kids are useless!"
Marge: "We have three children Homer!"
Homer "Maarge, the dog isn't a kid."
Fat Tony: (on Bart) "So he's smart, lets see if he i lucky also. Pick a horse in the Third race."
Bart: (insult) "Eat My Shorts!"
Fat Tony: "Eat my Shorts... Hey wait a minute you little punk, Eat My Shorts is in the second, i said the third!
Bart: (wittly) "Don't Have A Cow Man..."
Fat Tony: Lets see... Don't Have a Cow... Legs, put a duce on him..."
Hehehe
All i've been doing out if work is reading Catch-22 and listening to Spacemen 3, man i need to get out more. Wait a minute,i DO get out, just the last few things i've been to have been unmemorable, well, saying that Kill Bill was pretty cool and the oh-so-hipster night i went to at the Hatchet BANG a little bit poncey to use UK parlance, but full of pretty people. and OH MY GOD THERES A PIC OF MY EX GIRL looking absolutely wankered
So yeah... Thats me all confreshioned [sic] out. Now to put O.D. Catastrophe by SM3 back on...
Mmmm
I am really not taking to the office temping life well. My attitude tends to be that of; If i fuck it up then what the hell, subsequentially this is gonna lead to me getting questioned as to why i am not putting in the required effort to which i am likely to reply, "hey, i'm paid by the hour, not by how many metres of company dick i suck!" (not to be too literal).
Anyway, so its boring and i spend most of every day with my brain turned down to 'Defrost**' rather than 'cook oven ready chicken in 2 minutes.' Albeit, a plus isde is that my hobby at work seems to be recollection of classic Simpsons lines which makes me smile. Here's a few from today:
Otto: "Man, i thought i screwed up at school, but look at me now! I'M DRIVIN' THE BUS!"
Homer: "Well now it seems both our kids are useless!"
Marge: "We have three children Homer!"
Homer "Maarge, the dog isn't a kid."
Fat Tony: (on Bart) "So he's smart, lets see if he i lucky also. Pick a horse in the Third race."
Bart: (insult) "Eat My Shorts!"
Fat Tony: "Eat my Shorts... Hey wait a minute you little punk, Eat My Shorts is in the second, i said the third!
Bart: (wittly) "Don't Have A Cow Man..."
Fat Tony: Lets see... Don't Have a Cow... Legs, put a duce on him..."
Hehehe
All i've been doing out if work is reading Catch-22 and listening to Spacemen 3, man i need to get out more. Wait a minute,i DO get out, just the last few things i've been to have been unmemorable, well, saying that Kill Bill was pretty cool and the oh-so-hipster night i went to at the Hatchet BANG a little bit poncey to use UK parlance, but full of pretty people. and OH MY GOD THERES A PIC OF MY EX GIRL looking absolutely wankered
So yeah... Thats me all confreshioned [sic] out. Now to put O.D. Catastrophe by SM3 back on...
Mmmm
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i will send you an eye patch to help your sore eyes. you'll have to switch it from one eye to the other though. it seems the most logical, otherwise you'll walk into doors.
xox.
*shifty eyes*
randomness is indeed one of the greatest things in life, to me at least.