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nolan_void

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Thursday Aug 26, 2004

Aug 26, 2004
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Today the shadow people have stolen my mind energy in hopes of crippling my omnipotence with lethargy. Their tendrils will not bind me though, and I shall tear myself free from the writhing deathgrip which they have so cleverly tried to ensnare my spirit in. I will find my sanity in nonsensical ramblings, a magick ritual to burn away the madness and convert it into energy that I can use for smiting. Wear me down with work will you? I will simply drink coffee until my body becomes pure caffeine, and then vibrate at speeds so rapid that not even solid matter can contain me. My light, my lantern, my sword are all one and stretch from the forge of my soul, the gateway to the sun. All will be touched by light, and nothing shall remain in darkness.

In other news, did anyone else notice that when Uma Thurman is fighting Vivica A. Fox in "Kill Bill" that the box of cereal with Vivica's gun in it is called "Kaboom!" cereal? The cleverness is almost too much to contemplate.

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