The Bad News: My bank fucked me on my credit card and took away my 0% interest. I have to pay off a thousand bucks before I start gaining interest, and I found this out the day AFTER I just bought a new laptop. Plus I went to try and sell my XBox, and unsurprisingly, GameStop is an evil ripoff factory filled with shittyness, so I put it up on eBay, but so far no bids. Also I found out (through people and not the lying, misleading government) that I might not get as much back as I thought on my stimulus check, which still won't be here until July 11.
The Good News: I have a new laptop. It is teh rockin'. Through clever maneuvering I have managed to cover all my financial bases as follows: my landlord is going to work with me on rent this month until my money for school and roommate comes in in August, and my boss is going to loan me some money (interest free) so I can put that with the stimulus check to pay off the credit card issued by the bloodsucking Bank of America vampires. Also, I'm going to New York again to see my lady on the 4th of July, which will mean it will only be a month before she comes to see me in August, or as I like to call it, the Golden Month when shit starts working out again.
Closing Arguments: George Bush and John McCain should go to hell, Barack Obama should be the next Captain America, and I now that I'm a grown-up I should get a Green Lantern power-ring "because I said so, that's why."
The Good News: I have a new laptop. It is teh rockin'. Through clever maneuvering I have managed to cover all my financial bases as follows: my landlord is going to work with me on rent this month until my money for school and roommate comes in in August, and my boss is going to loan me some money (interest free) so I can put that with the stimulus check to pay off the credit card issued by the bloodsucking Bank of America vampires. Also, I'm going to New York again to see my lady on the 4th of July, which will mean it will only be a month before she comes to see me in August, or as I like to call it, the Golden Month when shit starts working out again.
Closing Arguments: George Bush and John McCain should go to hell, Barack Obama should be the next Captain America, and I now that I'm a grown-up I should get a Green Lantern power-ring "because I said so, that's why."
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Sounds like a good summer ahead for you.
Also I could be less ADD and actually read the full posts. Glad you get to enjoy your 4th! I get to work instead of going to see Dethklok like I should be.