noirin

Aren't you such a catch?
What a prize! Got a body like a battle
axe... Love that perfect frown, honest eyes...
We ought to buy you a Cadillac.

And now for something Completely Different.

I was right I managed to cure most of my illnessness by ignoring it and drinking lots of tea. peppermint natch. i'm going to learn how to use my fabby new digital camera today, go team me!

last night i saw a hedgehog, it ran and hid under a car. when i have got to understand my camera it will come everywhere so i can photograph the golden fairy rats on the common [i say they are fairies, my friend dan says they are the result of a radioactive sewage leak that gives them ninja powers making them ninja rats...fairies it is then]

i met a man who told me he saw a blue fairy. i must remember this. it was in yorkshire apparently.

clare if you read this, i love you and i'm sorry i've not rang you, i've felt the need to but can't quite face it right now...i mean talking to someone who'll actually understand what i'm saying! x x x x